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[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I never really thought about just how personal Notepad is for me. Even the Notes app on my phone. I wouldn't want anyone to look through any of it. I write some embarrassing shit. Pointless backstories for my video game protagonists when they don't already have one. Drafts for important upcoming conversations. You name it. Get the fuck out of my space. Fortunately I'm still using Notepad++, but I'm sure Microsoft will slide its dick into that too, eventually.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That's how it felt when Google announced Gemini into Gmail.

A lot of my friends and family didn't understand the issue.

[–] Squizzy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Google said a decade ago that gmail is like your secretary parsing through your mail to hekp out with scheduling etc., it was never to be trusted

[–] quack@lemmy.zip 15 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Notepad++ is a great option if you absolutely need to be on Windows. I started using it at work because all of my colleagues were on it, now I install it on any box I have running Windows while I set them up.

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 5 points 5 hours ago

The plugins are great on Notepad++ too! I use it for work, JSON Viewer makes raw jsons much easier to parse through. Compare is really nice too to compare different files and spot their differences.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

Learn to use Vim. It can be anywhere and everywhere.

[–] misteloct@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Vim is hell to learn (a few weeks), but the second best time investment return I've made of any skill, ever (1st was learning to walk).

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, but if you're forced to use Windows, then installing and running vim is a nightmare (unless you want gvim, but I don't think anyone wants that).

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 2 hours ago

Huh, I never noticed any issues when I used to use gvim (a fair few years back, mind). What's the problem with it?

[–] computerscientistII@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Does it run this new OS? emacs? It's a great OS but doesn't have a great text editor.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 hours ago

with emacs evil mode, you can add a pretty good text editor to the emacs ecosystem: vim

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 2 hours ago

No, no, no, you're thinking of iMacs which are Apple's all in one desktop offering. But thy can definitely run MacVim.

[–] BaroqueBobby@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Feeling the same, and currently in process of dumbing down my tech and decoupling from major tech platforms. They really got us by the balls.

Long live open source!

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 28 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Notepad++ is what real humans use

[–] mke@programming.dev -3 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

I feel like there's a way to communicate "np++ is the best" without calling people fake humans, even as a joke.

[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 5 points 4 hours ago

You should maybe think about relaxing just a little bit.

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Are you concerned we might be upsetting the AIs?

[–] scholar@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Kate exists on windows and linux

[–] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Notepad++ does way more out of the box. I'm saying this as someone who has used npp for over a decade and been using Kate since last September since indefinitely switching to Linux.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

It doesn't have AI tho.

(Joking)

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 32 points 17 hours ago (8 children)

I used notepad precisely because it lacks features beyond writing text, this is such an anti feature

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

I think in general you can also just expect that any OS, techy or not, ships with a basic, lightweight text editor. The fact that Windows seems to want to change that is an anti-feature for the entire OS.

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[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 63 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (5 children)

This is a pretty random Notepad story, but: in 1999 I was doing web development for Internet Explorer 6 (yes, I know) using Classic ASP and Visual Basic (5 or 6? I can't be bothered to look shit like that up). Probably my most important debugging tool was the "View Source" menu option in IE6, which would bring up the raw HTML of whatever page I was working on in Notepad. One day the "View Source" option just stopped working, completely. Clicking that menu wouldn't do anything at all; I tried everything I could think of but just couldn't fix the problem. For six months I was basically coding blind - I had no way of directly seeing the HTML my code was producing.

Somehow I managed to still get my work done. Then one day I stumbled across an obscure forum post that said "View Source" in IE6 would not work if you had a shortcut to Notepad on your Desktop. I of course had a shortcut to Notepad on my Desktop since I kept everything on my desktop (yes, I know). I renamed my shortcut to "NotepadX" and suddenly "View Source" in IE6 started working again. Possibly the happiest day of my programming life. I played around with it and found that it didn't have to actually be a shortcut to Notepad - it could be a shortcut to any program or file, but if it happened to be named "Notepad" it would block View Source from working.

I would give anything to find out where this particular bug came from. It's really bothered the shit out of me for the past 26 years. I don't see how it could ever happen accidentally, so I have to assume that some MS programmer somewhere really hated people with shortcuts to commonly-used programs on their Desktop and decided to punish them.

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[–] JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Its not really AI its just a string manipulation program, that, rather pointlessly, summarises paragraphs. The sort of thing you see done in BASIC in old program listing books.

[–] Poop@lemmy.ca 35 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I mourn Notepad as well, but Notepad++ is great and it hasn't smeared shit on itself yet.

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[–] grayautumnday@leminal.space 20 points 18 hours ago (5 children)

Good luck. As of this writing, I have UNINSTALLED copilot from Windows 11 Pro FOURTEEN TIMES in the past 3 weeks. I continually turn off its access to running in the background and terminate and its services in task manager multiple times a day. I've blocked the app in my non-MS antimalware suite. I have uac enabled to block unauthorized apps. I have disabled it in my startup apps repeatedly, to no avail .

I have disabled Edge browser everywhere possible, but Edge still manages to open itself up and REOPEN COPILOT even though I've disabled Edge multiple times and it is literally not the default app for even a single file type.

It's no longer POSSIBLE to install a single Office app, or uninstall single office apps. I do not need and do not want to bloat a ton of my SSD boot drive with Access and Designer and Publisher. The windows store standalone version of Outlook cannot load or save .pst backups.

MS has returned to even worse than its evil Borg ways. But now it's one of several threats to the continued existence of privacy anywhere for anyone.

Down with #enshittification #deshittify the #internet. Up with #CryptPad #Nextcloud #OnlyOffice (and to a lesser extent the commercial version #CollaberaOffice). Up with #StandardNotes and #ProtonMail, #ProtonCalendar, #ProtonDrive, #ProtonVPN, and #ProtonPass. Sad RIP to any and all security patches for #RIPLibreOffice (libre users - switch to security-patch-maintained software asap!)

Up with companies based in countries with strong privacy protections, that provide zero-knowledge services, and that do zero or minimal logging and discard logs swiftly (yay for thegood.cloud)!

[–] sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Might as well install linux at this point if you hate windows this much. Or just install LTSC where none of this bullshit happens

[–] Monstrosity@lemm.ee 3 points 4 hours ago

Men will literally uninstall Copilot fourteen times instead of using Linux.

[–] 5gruel@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Sir this is a wendy's

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

LibreOffice is dead? When did that happen? I just installed it on my new system a few months ago.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 6 points 7 hours ago

libreoffice's most recent release is from a month ago and the most recent commit was 41 minutes ago. i wonder if the thread starter is confusing libreoffice and openoffice

[–] kadotux@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 hours ago

Hey I want to know too what happened to libreoffice?

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