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[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I think this is missing the key ingredient: is the victim white and attractive?

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 317 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Just say no to unnecessarily censored posts

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 58 points 1 week ago (6 children)
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[–] paequ2@lemmy.today 109 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

United States: How do the Chinese and Russians fall for such obvious government propaganda!?!

Also United States: OMG, my favorite show CSI: Miami Law Blue Bloods Unit is on! OMG, my favorite movie is on Cop Show, but With More CGI and Colorful Costumes!

[–] hakase@lemm.ee 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I feel like you can both enjoy cop shows and know that ACAB IRL.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (9 children)

I personally tend to find it difficult tbh, unless the parts of the show that AREN'T the copaganda hero worship is exceptionally well-written and/or stupid in ways that delight me.

Examples of cop shows (including hybrids with aspects of other genres) I will watch and rewatch for all time:

Lucifer, Brooklyn 99, Paradise PD, Mindhunter, The Wire, Dexter

Examples of shows with so much or so awful copaganda that I believe they should not be allowed on TV without a disclaimer:

Every CSI show; NCIS; every Law & Order show, but especially the ones where they torture and otherwise abuse presumed innocent people the most; 24; Blue Bloods

Cop shows I go back and forth about:

True Detective, Castle, The Blacklist, White Collar, Bones

[–] macroplastic@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago

That didn't count, it was a documentary.

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[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 92 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Then you watch "The First 48" and realize that unless someone actively snitches or the fool immediately goes to the cops "to give their side" and/or flat out confesses, cops would never "solve" crimes.

Moral of the story: Shut the fuck up

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago

unless someone actively snitches

Then you go to The Innocence Project and find out how many jailhouse snitches are issuing false testimony to lighten their own convictions.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My town's police department posts info on wanted criminals on FB and people comment on the posts basically doing the cops' jobs for them. Every person who has been posted about has been caught. The cops here rely on the public to catch criminals and they're shameless about it. Meanwhile they spend their time on duty harassing people who ride ebikes.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago

Sounds like how the East German Stasi did things.

If you tell me that 65% of your towns entire budget goes to "law enforcement", I would not be surprised at all.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 88 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

My favorite thing about it is this the more you watch cop shows and cop movies the more you notice a pattern. The biggest villain for all of those shows, the most consistent threat? Internal affairs. It's like every single movie and every single series it has shown up at least once. Those God damn Internal Affairs people stopping good cops from doing what they need to do. It's maybe the single strongest trend throughout all of these shows and movies.

Hell it was even a plot point in Psych. The show about fake psychic detectives had a bad guy Internal Affairs officer.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago

On top of that, if IA was as powerful and menacing as they are in the shows cops might actually be held accountable.

IA feels like HR at any mega Corp, there to protect the institution not actually solve anything or ensure things are fair.

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[–] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I used to work for the Medical Examiner's Office. I've picked up more than my share of rape/murder victims. You wouldn't believe the shit I've heard cops say about the victims. I've only ever met a few detectives who really cared and were decent human beings, and coincidentally, they all came from years (or decades) in some other industry before joining their departments as detectives because they had advanced degrees. Never met a single uniformed cop or "promoted from within" detective who was anything other than a soulless piece of power tripping shit at their core.

[–] walktheplank@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I was a medic back in the day in a large city. Cops are assholes. Big goofy dumb goons. I've seen them do the dumbest shit. Light a smoke for a dead man. Was just one example. I sat at trial two times just to fuck up a cops day cause they routinely fucked people up for no reason. Goons.

[–] Doctor_Satan@lemm.ee 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nothing made me more ACAB than having to work alongside cops.

[–] walktheplank@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I got stopped for speeding once at work.

With an MI patient (heart attack) who was unconscious and we were doing CPR and pushing drugs. Had lights and sirens and were on a pretty much empty 4 lane divided highway. I was doing 25 over the speed limit. 5kms faster than allowed by law here for an emergency vehicle but I also had a lot going on inside the truck. No leeway allowed. I got a ticket, that's not the terrible bit though as you read.

Speeding. I had a screaming match with that fucker on the side of the highway. It almost came to blows honestly. Stopped seeing cops as protectors that day. I was 18 and a month into being a full fledged Paramedic.

ACAB all day every day.

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 63 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I wish I could find that Reddit post about the commenter who called the police every time her ex came by and they literally told her that their arms are tied and there's nothing they can do. She asked them what will it take for them to act, and the cops said, "Maybe if he tried to kill you."

And she even said the restraining order meant nothing to the cops.

[–] greenhorn@lemm.ee 39 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The restraining order means nothing to the supreme court, also.

"Castle Rock v. Gonzales, 545 U.S. 748 (2005), is a United States Supreme Court case in which the Court ruled, 7–2, that a town and its police department could not be sued under 42 U.S.C. § 1983 for refusing to enforce a restraining order, even though the refusal led to the murders of a woman's three children by her estranged husband."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Town_of_Castle_Rock_v._Gonzales

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Those cop shows also glorify cops who breaks rules and trample rights as good cops who do what they need to do to solve a crime. It leads to people excusing abuse by cops in the real world

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Love how Brooklyn 99 addresses that. Peralta is basically a caricature of the "loose cannon that gets results" cop, but even he doesn't cross the line when it comes to illegally obtaining evidence.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (13 children)

I like “The Rookie”.

But all these cops obsessing over the letter of the law, keeping each other in line, caring about perp’s life choices and victim’s problems…

This is fantasy. Might as well be Lord of the Rings.

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old’s life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.

-John Rogers

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[–] obinice@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Feck off, censors.

The internet isn't for babies, we can take words.

[–] BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 1 week ago (3 children)
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[–] jsomae@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 week ago (2 children)

same thing for the military. I mean, I love Stargate, but I will not pretend for a second that it's not propaganda.

[–] madcaesar@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly I'm not a military fan, but in general they tend to be better trained and are actually a necessary evil, see Ukraine. Sometimes you need people to defend you from tyrants.

Cops are just so much worse, they are given all the privilege in the world and they have comfortable jobs, at least in the western world, yet they act like they are dodging 50cal rounds all day every day.

They think they are at war with the people they are supposed to be serving so this is never going to work.

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[–] entwine413@lemm.ee 32 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I really like how Brooklyn 99 addressed this at the end.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

B99 was a very good comedy that took place in an absolute fantasy world.

But hey, that's sitcoms for you. Nobody in Big Bang Theory has to spend a season wiggling out of date rape allegations. Nobody in 7th Heaven gets molested by a priest. Nobody in Cheers beats their spouse.

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[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 week ago (5 children)

What is r and why does it warrant investigation?

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Rope. Marijuana. It’s often censored on social media because algorithms refuse to promote anything controversial or violent. As a result, folks online have created euphemisms for it. Rather than saying “I’m smoking rope” you’ll often find people stating “I’m king grope” to avoid AI cancelation. Hope that helps.

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[–] gilgameth@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you for anticipating the words that I cannot stomach with my weak-ass feelings and censoring them for me. You're my hero. you cunt.

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[–] sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

Boo!

RAPE

So Scary!!!

No idea why people censor themselves like this.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Capitalism has neutered our ability to speak freely about the most important, most painful truths in our society.

The platforms that most people spend most of their conscious thought-power have told our children and adults alike that things like rape, suicide, murder and nazism are so distant from us, so "unreal" that we don't even have words for them anymore.

This isn't a small thing. Language has massive power in our minds to reshape our world. We use language to abstractify complicated ideas and learn how to examine them from different perspectives. Language is how we built a world a wonders and miracles, but we're being conditioned every day to stop using language. Don't read, scroll. Don't debate, retreat to safe spaces. Don't say bad words, someone might feel bad if you say "rape." As if people aren't currently being raped right now. I wonder how they feel about the word.

But did you knoooowwww, that nearly a quarter of US adults are functionally illiterate? Meaning, they can answer texts, they can read street signs and a grocery list, but are almost incapable of stringing together a whole paragraph? This isn't a small problem, it's why the west is falling, it's why we have nazis marching again. I mean... why we have "armband baddies" marching, or whatever the sanitized term is.

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Hey, it's not always like that. Now they can also report the victims to ICE, which makes the problem go away much faster.

[–] zanyllama52@infosec.pub 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why is there self-censorship on the word "rape"?

[–] quack@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Entirely warranted fear of overbearing content moderation on corporate social media.

[–] zanyllama52@infosec.pub 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I guess that's one of the reasons I don't use corpo social media, goddamn. Use the words you need to, for fucks sake.

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[–] walktheplank@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

They can even have gang tattoos and still don't get sent to the work camps.

1312! Fuck the police

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