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You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can't be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.

What would be your farttone?

Some of my ideas Owen Wilson's "Wow". The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.

Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. "No judgement", I say while judging you...

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[–] rikudou@lemmings.world 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That intro song from Lion King, just the initial "haaaaaa".

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Lol this is my favorite so far

[–] CrowyTech@feddit.uk 21 points 1 year ago

Wilhelm Scream

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Windows 3.11 startup fanfare

[–] KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago
  • Ahhhh-oooooo-ga!
  • turkey call
  • the Star Trek door swish
  • windchimes
[–] thegr8goldfish@startrek.website 14 points 1 year ago

Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you're having a really big one, you might get to the 'Go, Gadget Go' line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Super Mario warp pipe noise.

[–] RecallMadness@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago

Becomes the death jingle when you follow through.

[–] MoonlightFox@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I would like to have the same sound. But increase the volume, duration and lower the frequency drastically.

I want people not only too hear them, but to feel them. When I play my trumpet at night I want to wake my neighbour.

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The drum fill from “In the Air Tonight”

[–] markko@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] base@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Icq "ah ohhhhh"

[–] Kayboe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The Law & Order "dun dun" sound

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago
[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Price is Right "you lost" trombone song, at the point of the last decrescendo is where I'd fart to replace it.

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

The Price is Right sad tone.

[–] towerful@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago

Windows XP error "duhhn" sound.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

The "prrr" sound from Perry the Platypus

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whatever the brown note is.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like that would just sound like a fart

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would sound like a fart, coming from everybody around you as they shit themselves.

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Bells tolling, Undertaker style

[–] noughtnaut@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 year ago

NES Megaman death sound.

[–] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

"now you're playing with power!"

runner up, "itsa me!!"

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Does the bee movie audio start over every fart? Or does it continue from where the last fart left off?

[–] Codandchips@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Windows 95 "Ta-Da"

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[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

The la cucaracha horn from those cars

[–] _haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Orchestral music that fits whatever the current mood is.

[–] JoeKrogan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Shotgun or a trumpet

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Audience applause.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

The sound of a tent zipper being quickly zipped

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 points 1 year ago

I choose farts of course.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 3 points 1 year ago

The iOS notification gong.

I don't use Apple products, but that's one of the most chill, relaxing sounds.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 year ago
[–] phubarr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] phubarr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

The transformer transforming sound

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago
[–] phubarr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Car tires screeching to a stop

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

turkey in the straw.

seems to give people happy thoughts.

[–] JoeTheSane@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

School bell from The Owl House

[–] HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone 2 points 1 year ago

PSX boot sound

BWEUmm.... BweAUUUUMMM

[–] abecede@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Moaning of a hentai girl

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