wow you celebrate it one whole day good for you take your selfie you're participating in the easter lifestyle aren't you. I've been hunting easter eggs every day since I was a child but look at the five in your stupid fucking basket.

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[–] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 33 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I know this is a joke, but OMG mum would get so mad at the "only go to mass at Easter and Christmas" people.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 30 points 3 weeks ago

I'm already banned from every Catholic church within driving distance because I kept demanding an Easter mass and calling them posers. Jesus died for Easter to exist. He DIED on the CROSS so we could enjoy chocolate and lamb every day. Catholics don't care.

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I'm glad I'm from a Chreaster family instead of one that actually takes Catholicism seriously. I'm a manchild large adult son who still lives with his parents and I would hate it if I was dragged to mass every week.

[–] djsaskdja@reddthat.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

We called them C&E people when I was a kid.

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Bet they don't even have a Bunnysona

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 23 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Definitely not a good suit. At most a cheap costume.

edit: Mine is fully anatomically correct.

[–] Erika3sis@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

I am never seen outside the house not wearing my trusty bunny girl costume!

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've been hunting easter eggs every day since I was a child but look at the five in your stupid fucking basket.

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

I modded the game to include violence. Have not lost the easter egg minigame since.

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

this but unironically

easterposting in Poland is paying lip service to reactionary caths

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 15 points 3 weeks ago

You will never catch me easterposting in Poland then.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've been hunting easter

eggs every day since I was

a child but look at the five

in your stupid fucking

basket.

[–] Thordros@hexbear.net 5 points 3 weeks ago

noooooo i've been beaten by 30 to 50 feral PAWGs yet again

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 13 points 3 weeks ago

Real 𒌋𒁯 heads seethe over this every year.