— Ooh, yeah, baby! This right here is gonna make the last three days worth it. A fat syringe full of clear, medical-grade, Federally-backed estrogen. Aqueous estradiol valerate, to be precise.

— What happens when I inject myself with estrogen?

— Oh, no. No, no, no. Don't tell me you forgot what estrogen does. Estrogen. Remember? Uh...anticistamines? Feminephrine?

[Hard: Success] — You haven't forgotten. Generally speaking, patients undergoing hormone replacement treatments will experience a variety of physiological and mental changes. Drier skin, growth of breast tissue, weight redistribution, decrease of body hair growth, shifts in facial fat and musculature. Emotional changes vary wildly between individuals, but are often reported to be "intense".

— Bzzt. Wrong. Estrogen is like junk, baby. A calm, soothing, smooth-like-butter body high. A referral letter from two medical professionals and a couple of shed tears in a therapist's chair are the only things keeping every sucker on the street from turning into an E-junkie. Getting it is hard; stopping after you've had your first sweet shot is even harder. This is serious shit. And now it's all yours. Shoot it up!

Hey, at least this version of complete denial is positive and fun unlike transmaxxxers

Yeah I drop E

there's enough energy to power us through climate change in this comment

Then we could also like recreationally paint our nails too 💅

Try getting cross-faded on spironolactone and estrogen, that shit's bomb.

Genuinely. Like for real real. Ive been on HRT for 4 years and it still feels like getting high. When I did the bi weekly shots I was so effected by the estrogen that it impeded my ability to drive. I feel so good after my injections yall dont even know

Serious question: Recreational estrogen when taken like that would probably fuck with your body's natural hormone production, right? That sounds really unhealthy