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[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 121 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Ah yes. "Muted".

If you should be aware of anything, it should be that if you have an Internet connected microphone the only way to truly know it's muted is to remove it from power.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Yep, was gonna post this.

Good luck, this hospital's IT department, good fucking luck.

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[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some of them have hardware switches

[–] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

but that could simply be wired to an LED and nothing else

[–] wischi@programming.dev 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

By that logic these devices can have internal batteries too.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And ones without internet can have secret antennas

[–] trogon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

These companies don't even have to go to that much trouble, since people seem to be just fine connecting everything to the internet willingly.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This. They don't give a shit about the tiny, infinitesimal percentage of people like me and my fellow privacy-conscious lemmings that understand what's going on, care about it, and refuse to participate.

[–] wizblizz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is why regulations to reign in corporate bullshit exist, expecting the average person to have even the faintest idea why this is important isn't reasonable.

I agree 100%. You shouldn’t have to be a fucking engine mechanic to drive to the grocery store.

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The first-gen echo devices at least actually had a board that listened for the activation word only that then powered on the main device. It's why you couldn't name them whatever you wanted, but had to choose between "Echo", "Alexa", "Amazon", or "Computer."

I chose "Not Available At This Residence".

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

Preferably, by throwing it out a 6th-floor window

[–] greybeard@lemmy.one 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I had a few Google Home devices, they had a switch to turn off the mic. I assume it was legit switch, because the thing literally yelled at you and had bright red lights any time you muted it. It literally said "The mic is turned off" every time it booted up in a voice that reminds me of a child tattling on their sibling.

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 100 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This sign implies they're fully aware of how unsafe it is to have a device like that. SO WHY THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE ONE?!

[–] pneumatron@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Oh they're so cool and convenient!!

/s but sadly not /s

I hate this place

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[–] silverlose@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I guess it’s a tele-health thing? Otherwise yeah wtf

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 50 points 1 year ago

Please remember to unplug and throw the echo out of the building. Preferably into a woodchipper.

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

Only acceptable if their mute button is a hammer.

[–] BenLeMan@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah yes, the"mute" feature, a.k.a. "I'm not listening, pinky promise! 😇."

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 7 points 1 year ago

Alexa, please unmute!

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I worked for a couple years at a residential school where a lot of the kids had significant medical issues (to the point part of our training was on HIPAA). Tons of kids had echo devices, and I spent a significant chunk of my time there trying to get anyone to take seriously the huge privacy risk those things posed.

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Pull the fuckin plug, holy shit. It’s not that hard.

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Please do not say 'Down with Big Brother' unless the Telescreen is 'turned off'"

🙄

Not even turned off... Just muted. Because that's the same thing as not listening.

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Why is there a mugshot superimposed on this photo? It's just one of those psychological tests where most people don't see it because they expect the window to be reflecting something and they're just reading the sign?

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago (4 children)

It's the mugshot of Ted Kaczynski, AKA the Unabomber, who was quite famous for having an extreme aversion to technology and how he perceived its role in the downfall of society.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You know shit's bad when you start to realize Ted had a few good points.

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 year ago

Uncle Ted had a lot of good points, he just went about expressing them uhhhhhh

VERY poorly

[–] CrayonRosary@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Makes sense. Thanks.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

This person manifestos

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago
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[–] lemmydividebyzero@reddthat.com 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I want such a voice thingy, but 100% local.

Homeassistant is making porgress with this idea, but it's a slow progress.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's how I feel about AI stuff too. Like, I'd love to "Ghibli-fi" my family like everyone else, but I'd prefer to run it locally rather than hand over family photos to one of these AI companies.

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[–] Tower@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Same boat. Tools like this and Gemini make managing my ADHD sooooo much easier. Having a JARVIS-esque "AI personal assistant" would make a lot of my struggles less debilitating. I'd even be willing to pay, as long as the data stayed private.

[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tools like this and Gemini make managing my ADHD sooooo much easier.

Can you elaborate on this?

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[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I think local voice to text algorithms have gotten pretty freaking accurate. You'd need a way to activate listen, send it over the router, then receive the output signal to an Arduino/Raspberry Pi to switch something on or off. I'm sure it's not terribly difficult to design, but I bet the subscription model is so lucrative no one with the know how would offer a local version.

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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not even surprised. All your info is being sent around by shady fax-to-email conversion companies using Chinese servers. Ask me how I know--we use them.

[–] TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

The US is so cooked

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