Thanks for making me imagine bees and other insects on uncut grass

You knew what you were doing

Uncut. Fuck lawns. Back in 2020 or so I jokingly asked my housemate if he wanted a yard or an orchard when he was bringing in more fruit bushes, and we realized it was a serious question and the answer was resoundingly "orchard".

And for the bait, still uncut. I've got the cock nature intended for me and I like it that way. Every once in a while I'll get smacked or scraped in a way that makes the circumcised guys wince, but it doesn't hurt me at all. Imagine wanting your most sensitive spot exposed to suffer for every scrape, lol

.... I thought you were talking about circumcision.

Fuck lawns, I'll rather use the space I have to grow something like veggies or flowers, and leave some spots for nature. Also... maybe think a little more about wording the next time you post something like this. :P

Cut smells better.

I like my monarchs cut.

Wait, wrong thread.

~Viva~ ~la~ ~Revolutión~

Uncut. Those pre-sliced sheets are handy, but they're either too big or too small for the present you're wrapping, and you end up wasting more.

Comment section is the real MVP

uncut. i wanna get my tongue in that foreskin

Cut, personally. Usually the guitar string ends get in the way when you don't cut them, so definitely cut to me.

UNCUT

Uncut has more play. And has more flavor. Uncut feels better

Uncut all the way

Uncut for bees

My brain in pain.

My dream:

In every city and town, local horticulture and landscaping shops would have hearty grass alternatives, a combination of plants selected from the local biome, that could withstand moderate foot traffic and don't require replanting every year.

I've never actually seen any horticulture shops offer such a seed package, granted I haven't really been looking since I don't have a house.

I thought this was about dicks.

Definitely uncut. All the extra shit they can add to it just dilutes the high.

Cut or uncut, it's still grass and all grass is beautiful. Did you know that grass belongs to the family Poaceae, and it only appeared during the Cretaceous period? If you ever see a depiction of the Jurassic period and there's grass, it's inaccurate!

I’ll take what I can get.

oh you meant lawns…cut of course I’m not a savage

Cut, otherwise you do a line and you wake up in A&E.

I don't like lawns in general. Grow something useful; food for you or rewild for pollinators and biodiversity.

Uncut, for sure. I like a good thick slice of saucisson and when it comes precut its always too thin.

My dude, with a tital and description like that, you should've seen the innuendo coming from all the way in Proxima Centauri.

You mean bread?

I prefer meadow (or your biome's equivalent) lawns. Well actually I want a food forest, but natural lawns rock too

I'm currently in an apartment so I don't have one, but when I did I let it all hang out. Let the bush breathe!

I prefer cut, I like how the gemstone sparkles and shimmers in the light, even if it is less massive afterwards.

Well, my mind is in the gutter I guess. Yards, I like a balance. Wild in defined spaces; food garden without weeds; open yard is literally mowed weeds, not too short. Flower garden has some weeds. We get lots of bees and butterflies with this scheme.

(On the question I thought you were asking, slight preference for uncut)

Its hard to smoke uncut so I prefer cut.

I like it uncut. I think it's better for the birds, plants and insects, and it feels better under my feet.

Uncut in general. But it can go a bit insane, with a few giant weeds that start turning into bracken. What works for us (but ymmv obvs) is having some dwarf goats or sheep. We move them around the property and they nibble the grass and weeds but don't make it a miserable mowed lawn. It looks like a lovely meadow. And they're surprisingly affectionate and relatively low maintence.