I love how Chuds are terrified of cities

Like their brains are constantly going why would people live somewhere where you were constantly being mugged and stabbed? Why don't more people live where it's a thirty minute drive to the nearest gas station and your neighbor can ruin the water table for generations because he didn't take care of his septic tank?

Never stop moving. Do not eat or drink unless you are also moving

Puts on They Live sunglasses

I'm scared of black people

I moved to one of the lowest income areas in my city this year, and heard all the horror stories about it before and after the move from all the people who have never lived in here

This is one of the most peaceful places I've lived in, with the added benefit of not seeing middle class dipshits on my way to work or the grocery store

It's also one of the most left-leaning areas in every election, and the antifa and anarchist stickers everywhere make me feel at home

I'm thinking of making up more horror stories just to keep middle class libs away

New York City San Francisco

    Freaking out centrists

I have fucking severe social anxiety and I'm not as pants-shittingly scared of large cities as this loser. I once walked home two miles through fucking skid row to get back to my car from a concert at 1 AM. A cop slowed down and told me I should get an Uber and I waved him off because I was too broke to afford one.

NYC actually has a lower homicide rate than the national average. It's literally one of the safest big cities in the US. But I guess chuds shit themselves because it's the biggest and most racially diverse?

I take the train there a few times a year because it's close, and my dad always swears I'm gonna get mugged and shot one day because he always sees horror stories on the news? Like no shit some stuff happens in a gigantic densely populated metropolis. There's around 400 annual murders in a city of 9 million people, I'm literally safer there than I am visiting him. No getting through to boomer brain

• If you are spotted by a gang member, observe closely to try and identify the gang.
• If they are a member of the Crips, spread your arms out to make yourself seem large, or bang pots and pans together. They will become confused and intimidated and wander off.
• Do not attempt this with the Bloods. They cannot be intimidated. Slowly lay your wallet on the ground between you and back away while maintaining eye contact.
• DO NOT turn your back to them, as they will see this as an invitation to play the Knockout Game.

jesus christ, how are these "people" so scared of everything? so scared of having to interact with your community?

I went as a fat cracker australian tourist and it was this easy:

land domestic flight
catch train to brooklyn, ride train like normal person while literally carrying suitcases and backpack
stumble into random building in darkness to find accomodation
wake up, google closest atm/bank
withdraw literally hundreds of dollars on the street because you need to carry cash in your shithole country
put cash in wallet like a normal person
buy bagel
get drunk
wear small day backpack for 5 days straight to carry water and snax
buy deli sandwich
buy the guy next to me a beer at WWE raw in MSG because he was cool and didn't smell (particularly notable for wrestling fans)
get drunk
ride subway a few more times
give unhoused dude a 20 because i was actually forced to carry cash
leave

ezpz, get good chinless chuds lmao

I’ll be honest, I despise New York City, not because I’m scared of crime (it felt incredibly safe to me), but because large parts of it aren’t a city, but are instead a series of obscene temples of capitalism

Now, full admission this was as a tourist so I had a very distorted exposure to the city. But like, everything was insanely expensive, everyone I met was some rich boomer or millennials who were mostly cool but clearly squeezed into a constantly hustling lifestyle just to stay afloat. I have a really strong memory of waiting in a line behind some older women bitching about “that asshole” (talking about trump), but then ending with “he’s been great for my investments though” and it just really exemplified American liberalism to me

the 24 hour news cycle has been incredibly corrosive. One murder will convince people that society is collapsing in to barbarism and the purge is real, meanwhile the murder rate is at it's lowest in decades.

this isn't just bluecheck, it's the author of those over-saturated conservative comics

These people will see a poor person or a black person and say they survived a gang war. They shit their pants from seeing any poverty at all, but not in the good way where they wanna do something about it. They want little bubble lived

I remember someone saying on twitter, I think, that americans think america is the greatest country on earth while simultaneously believing that cities are literal war zones filled with berserker zombies out for blood.

Isn't New York one of the richest and safest cities in the world? Like wtf is this tweet going on about?

Terminal local news brain

My only observation about NYC was just walk at a decent pace. Don't amble. People got places to be. I enjoyed my visit immensely.

honestly new york city is one of the richest places in the world so this is hilarious. if anything it's sort of why NYC sucks now it's basically just all of the most annoying suburban upper middle class losers from everyone's high school living on top of eachother. I don't see the appeal it has for people other than "look pretty"

Literally the “homer goes to NYC” episode of The Simpsons

As someone who hopes one day to live in a relatively blue city, I fully welcome these lot in spreading horror stories to scare away the CHUDs.

Last thing these (relatively) safe havens need is even HIGHER property values....because even normies can't stand other normies and seem to be attracted by the culture of the very people they chase out of the suburbs.

Skill issue TBH

rule 1: go back to ohio!!!!