591
On culinary crimes (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by Blubber28@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

Inspired by https://lemmy.world/post/6312195

And, to set the record straight, I do enjoy pizza hawaii

top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] spittingimage@lemmy.world 51 points 1 year ago

You wouldn't be assuming that everyone on Lemmy is American, would you? Because I lost my shit over that too.

[-] Blubber28@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago

I'm Dutch myself so nope, not assuming so XD

Nevertheless, as a European, it is my continental duty to shit on Americans, which is (partially) why I made the meme :P

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Melody@lemmy.one 45 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Food is Anarchy dude, Live by Your Own Rules! Star Butterfly pours sugar onto a spicy chimichanga with a smile while Marco Diaz looks on in horror at the perceived food crime.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 18 points 1 year ago

That's hydrochloric acid, though. Big no-no for ingestion according to my uncle who's a doctor and my step brother who teaches chemistry.

[-] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 14 points 1 year ago

Let me guess, you're with the DEA?

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 12 points 1 year ago

Hell no! Drugs won the war on drugs

load more comments (5 replies)
[-] TurtleFantasy@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

You're thinking of Dihydrogen Monoxide, 100% of people who ingest it die.

[-] VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 16 points 1 year ago

And it's in literally every commercially available beverage! Wake up, sheeple!

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (4 replies)
[-] vivadanang@lemm.ee 29 points 1 year ago

There are plenty of americans who feel that pineapple on pizza is a crime.

[-] BackOnMyBS@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

pineapple on pizza is amazing

[-] smigao@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago
load more comments (10 replies)
[-] negativeyoda@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I will go on record as saying I don't give a shit if there's pineapple on my pizza. I wouldn't order it that way, but I'll enjoy a pineapple, jalapeño, ham pizza if a slice is put in front of me.

Raisins in Mac and cheese... I can imagine it's probably tasty enough, but the rubbery consistency of raisins in tandem with sticky pasta is what I find revolting

[-] Dkarma@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I love raisins and even I think this would taste like shit.

I do love me some Hawaiian tho and raisins are bomb in a biryani... Fight me 🤣

[-] scottywh@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Bacon is a tastier option than the ham... It's actually my favorite combo of pizza toppings in fact.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] theragu40@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

I don't get it.

Is raisins in Mac n cheese like, a big thing in other countries and us Americans just don't get it? If so I guess more power to you, that is news to me. I'd try anything once but I don't really like raisins to begin with so it's a bit of a tough sell.

And yes, pineapple on pizza is delicious. I've seen some truly abhorrent pizza toppings from elsewhere in the world, so I don't think we have some kind of monopoly on those crimes.

load more comments (5 replies)
[-] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago

Raisins? Pff. Never heard of that. Frozen green peas though? That's where it's at for the boxed Mac and cheese.

[-] ciapatri@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

I hate raisins either way but I love love love sauteed onions with my mac n cheese.

load more comments (6 replies)
[-] Vej@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago

I'm going to take one for the team and make this.

I also love pineapple on pizza.

[-] tacosplease@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

The problem with Pineapple on pizza is that everyone thinks ham goes with it. That's ok, but pepperoni and pineapple is so much better, and nobody ever gets to try it because of "Hawaiian" pizza.

load more comments (6 replies)
[-] oatscoop@midwest.social 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I always like people gatekeeping pizzas that use toppings other than the traditional Italian ones.

... ignoring the fact that tomato sauce is from the Americas.

load more comments (4 replies)
load more comments (5 replies)
[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You do WHAT with Mac n cheese? Nah, forget pine apple pizza, your my new enemy.

[-] butsbutts@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago

raisins wtf

[-] yaminoEXE@ttrpg.network 18 points 1 year ago

Canadians breathing a sigh of relief when everyone blames America for pineapple on pizza instead of them.

load more comments (7 replies)
[-] poinck@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

I just want to confirm, that raisins do not belong anywhere! I rather have pineapples in my cheesecake.

[-] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 year ago

Why does everyone seam to hate raisins (and olives)

They are fucking delicious

[-] droans@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

I love oatmeal raisin cookies and I'm tired of pretending I don't.

Raisins are delicious and most cookies would be improved with oatmeal.

load more comments (4 replies)
load more comments (14 replies)
load more comments (14 replies)
[-] michaelrose@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Straight to hell all the way to the bottom of hell with you with nothing to eat until the end of time except mac n raisins.

[-] AdmiralShat@programming.dev 13 points 1 year ago

There's a big difference.

One you're putting berries on cheese with carbs

The other you're putting berries in cheese with carbs

See the issue?

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] miversen33@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

When you fucking what now?

[-] nevial@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 year ago

I'm European and raisins in mac 'n cheese??? 🤮

[-] recarsion@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 year ago

Not american but why would you put raisins in mac n cheese?

[-] TeoTwawki@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm italian from a family so italian we're all walking stereotypes, and pinapple+black olive is my favorate pizza combination.

[-] Mr_Blott@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

You always know when someone says something like "we're so Italian we..." that they're definitely not from Italy

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] banneryear1868@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Pineapple on pizza is such a forced debate, nobody normal sincerely cares that much, and anyone who does is either pretending or has a toddler-level approach to food. The "authentic Italian" gatekeeping is also incredibly stupid and ironic, given Italy's history of appropriating other culture's foods then claiming they are the arbiters of the most "authentic" version of said food.

My fav dolce pizzas to make are cinnamon date puree with pecans and brown sugar sprinkled over top, or a sliced pear/apple with brie and a Balsamic drizzle.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Any contrarian food opinions are forced debate, and just plain stupid. Arguing that "pineapple doesn't belong on pizza" is the logical equivalent to arguing "no one's favorite color should be red".

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[-] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

I have been up and down a few posts concerning this and have yet to find (maybe i missed a couple) anyone who has tried this and reported back.

I am beginning to think that this was just some housewives joke on the internet.

"You know what, this should really rattle some budgies if i just say i add a few raisins. oooo I am such a devil" and little did she know just how well it worked.

On a basis of raisins and cheese whiz being good, I think it might have a little bit of charm.

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] grayman@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I'm allergic to pineapple. I put habenero hot sauce on my mac. There's zero chance I'm adding raisins.

[-] arefx@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

Both sound just awful

[-] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 year ago

When Americans make Mac and cheese does it usually only contain macaroni and cheese? Or do they add other things?

Here in Belgium we call it macaroni with ham and cheese because we put pieces of ham in it.

[-] cm0002@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Yea we put ham too, sometimes spam, sometimes bacon. It's really versatile tbh. We even have other variations like Cheeseburger Macaroni that nearly crosses the line into its own dish.

But, I have never EVER heard of raisins going into it before and it sounds disgusting.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (13 replies)
[-] Toes@ani.social 7 points 1 year ago
load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 05 Oct 2023
591 points (89.5% liked)

Memes

45535 readers
242 users here now

Rules:

  1. Be civil and nice.
  2. Try not to excessively repost, as a rule of thumb, wait at least 2 months to do it if you have to.

founded 5 years ago
MODERATORS