this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2025
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How do I send you Bitcoin?

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 days ago

I'll DM you

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Hi! Is there a friendly nickname I can call you? How old are you? What city do you live in? What country are you from? What program do you study and at what university? Where can I talk to you?

~is someone secretly taking screenshots of you in a video call?~

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Im so sad for you that you think this shitpost is actually her.

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

We are all Nicole on this day, brother.

[–] visnudeva@lemmy.ml 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why are you dressed as spiderman ?

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] visnudeva@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

Good question, I guess I'm not much of a marvel fan.

[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

As discussed, here is my first payment for our betrothal agreement.

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago

I read your username very wrong… need to get my brain out of the gutter

[–] FatsoJackson@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

is your dad better? still in hospital?

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

He actually got a job in the hospital! He was in the right place at the right time and while he doesn't technically have the credentials because he didn't study medicine, he's going to learn on the job. He's now their Chief Anesthetist