this post was submitted on 09 Mar 2025
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Or maybe I haven't just seen this image yet? I've only gotten images where she seems to be wearing a grey jacket.

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I was hit too just now.

[–] Penta@lemmy.world 23 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

I still have not received a single nicole dm :(

[–] mostlikelyaperson@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I got my first one an hour ago, truly an honor.

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 5 points 11 hours ago

Same. I vaguely remember a post from a few days ago mentioning a fediverse chick and now I finally know what it was talking about

[–] neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 14 hours ago

I can forward you mine if you want

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 5 points 14 hours ago

Same. I feel so left out :(

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 7 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I got 4 nicole messages, beat that

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 6 points 11 hours ago

My guy, I've got like 9...

[–] jdeath@lemm.ee 3 points 12 hours ago

i only got like 3

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

Sorry, who is she? I keep seeing her face in memes.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 18 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Or some random image used by a spammer... Who can tell?

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[–] khannie@lemmy.world 19 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Got my one today. Finally part of the gang.

Has anyone actually bothered engaging?

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 13 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I tried, but failed as the server didn't seem to exist.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Many of our hard-working instance admins are on top of blocking her whenever she pops up again.

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 17 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

How dare they ban my girlfriend 🤬🤬🤬

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

How dare you say that my soulmate is "your girlfriend".

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 4 points 11 hours ago

because we're dating. You may be soulmates, but I'm still the one with the girl. Weep.

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[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 21 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

I only got 1 massage from her 5months ago, now she ghosted me :(

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago

She gives out massages? Damn, I'm missing out.

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 7 points 15 hours ago

Damn, I feel bad for you. Now this doesn't mean that I'll allow you to make moves on my girlfriend, but I'm there for you.

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[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 101 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I told her not to message strangers on the internet yesterday. I feel she might be cheating on me.

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 16 points 16 hours ago

The only stranger on the Internet, my dear stranger, is YOU! You've been played! She was ALWAYS MINE!

[–] PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 69 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

I finally got a message from them 3 min ago. I was worried I wasn’t cool enough 🥲

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[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

also just got a message with her new outfit

looking good, nicole :)

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 15 points 16 hours ago

Hands off, buddy. She's mine!

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 22 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Do we love our girlfriend or what?

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 13 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

It's a social experiment, and this thread is part of the plan.

[–] DakRalter@thelemmy.club 12 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Does just viewing this thread trigger a message from her wth

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

You have to light two candles, stand in front of your bathroom mirror, turn off the lights, and say "Nicole" three times.

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[–] DeMonstratio@lemm.ee 22 points 19 hours ago (10 children)

This is the first time I've heard of this.

Anyone know why this message doesn't lose the "unread" tag. I'm using Boost

[–] superkret@feddit.org 21 points 17 hours ago

Cause she has a Lemmy platinum account.

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[–] Yoga@lemmy.ca 40 points 21 hours ago (4 children)

Just got it an hour or so ago.

Can someone explain the con?

[–] treadful@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 hours ago

Probably pig butchering but I'm not aware of anyone that's went in and came back with a story yet

[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 70 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

No con. That’s my girlfriend.

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 46 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] nuttysquirrel@lemmy.today 52 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 29 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (5 children)
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