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Or maybe I haven't just seen this image yet? I've only gotten images where she seems to be wearing a grey jacket.

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[–] Symphonic@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] The_Ferry@lemmy.world 2 points 55 minutes ago

Eyyy me too. I truly felt like I was a part of Lemmy finally

[–] CTDummy@lemm.ee 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Finally got blessed with an inbox from Nicole today and found this post. Hope this lady at least sent these images to someone and it’s not just someone creeping on their cam.

[–] sheogorath@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I finally got it too. It feels like a rite of passage. You're not a full citizen until you got the DM.

[–] pixelpure@lemm.ee 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

I want to be indoctrinated into the Lemmy Fediverse too. Still waiting for my message.

[–] OhVenus_Baby@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

Why would you say this 😂

[–] WhatUsernameIsntFuck@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

And what if treat my inbox like every other inbox? Does it count if I get one and never know it's there?

[–] nroth@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

The (singular) fediverse girl is kind of sad

[–] Clbull@lemmy.world 14 points 5 hours ago

MRW I get a suspicious message from Nicole, the Fediverse Chick

[–] Omgboom@lemmy.zip 16 points 6 hours ago

I'm starting to feel really left out

[–] onyxjet@lemmy.world 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jve@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago
[–] AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, so this is spam? And y'all knew about this? She sent me a DM, too. Guys am I compromised?

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 5 hours ago

she sends us all DM's, thats the joke

from all different instances. its becoming a good meme. I suspect parsing the mod log for her name is a hoot

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 24 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Got my first Nicole today. Made me kinda happy ngl lmao

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 points 5 hours ago

I've only got a Sara. She doesn't put nearly as much effort in.

[–] Syun@retrolemmy.com 7 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Me too! Yesterday was my first day here, and Nicole was the last thing I got before I went to bed.

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

I've been here since the reddit blackout and Nicole just ignored me until now lmao

[–] CannedTuna@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Same! I feel like I’m part of the ~~harem~~ club now!

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago
[–] x4740N@lemm.ee 8 points 6 hours ago

Checked my messages and yep it is there

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

Got my first today

[–] fadingembers@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 11 hours ago (4 children)

Worried how unusable this place will be if real spammers find their way here

[–] zqps@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 hours ago

DMs don't worry me that much, but botted content, upvotes and comments would kill the platform like any other.

[–] azalty@jlai.lu 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Yea, that’s the thing that scares me

[–] nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

this is why I'm ok staying small and never going mainstream, honestly I had hoped that for reddit pre 2010 but by mid 2010s it was already too far gone

[–] azalty@jlai.lu 2 points 1 hour ago

Spam is only going to get worse anyway, just like bots spam on all forum, just by them using a specific forum engine

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Perhaps a way to limit how fast new instances are able to post and tools to identify those causing spam

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

That won't stop anyone. Just spin up 50 instances and let them sit for a while until they're not so new anymore.

Then when you need one, grab one off the shelf that's been riping for a while.

It's only a bump when they get started.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 4 points 7 hours ago

Auto flag rapid changes then?

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 16 points 10 hours ago

I expect the software to improve. The "fediverse chick" spam is the perfect opportunity to test countermeasures.

[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Damn I didn't get one with the new outfit yet :(

I really hope Nicole just becomes a huge fediverse meme

[–] coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe 25 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

She's already a meme. Maybe in 20 years when the fediverse is popular, this will be a thing only us "old timers" know.

I sound like a grandpa now...

[–] Agosagror@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

You sound like a wannabe grandpa "When are my grandkids coming dear, I want to see them before I pass"

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[–] Tungsten5@lemm.ee 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I just got this exact DM over night. Never heard of the nicole before. Is she here often?

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Every few months, "Nicole" mass spams a bunch of PMs inviting people to click on various suspicious links

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 12 hours ago

I am not missing out for once, glad to see nicole in chat room hell

[–] anon@reddthat.com 26 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Looks like a bong to me

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[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 28 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Wait…you mean we aren’t soulmates? 😭

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