Everyday is penis inspections day until morale improves
this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2025
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"Hotdog ... no hotdog ... " That's the first thing I thought when it said AI. I know it's not real, but that just makes it funny.
At least in Washington they only use them for research purposes. Found this last year at SeaTac.
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This is PERFECT! People, yes, even liberals, believe every damned thing they see on social media that reinforces their beliefs.
Can you see how this would get conservatives asking questions?! Been saying for years, liberals don't have the balls to fight dirty. I have zero problem with lying, scamming and cheating the fuck out of fascists. Gods I wish I had a color vinyl printer.
Conservatives would just blame it on DEI and it somehow being funded by USAID
Fantastic that you have a phone number too!
I don't understand why we haven't played the Uno Reverse card on the "TRANS ARE COMING FOR OUR KIDS" Crowd
"You wanna inspect our kid's genitals to make sure they're using the right toilet? Sir, I don't think you need to be anywhere where anyone's kids are going to be."
It won't work on them though. They have no shame
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My father was a penis inspector, like his father before him. He had to work for years at a penis factory to get by, working long, hard hours. All while taking penis inspection classes at night. When he finally graduated, he said it was so satisfying to tell his boss he was quitting, and that from now on he would be inspecting his work. He went on to be the best penis inspector in our county, and oversaw Penis Inspection Day at 4 public schools and 7 private for over three decades.
The fact that they think they can automate this entire proud profession with one scanner in a public bathroom is an insulting joke. It's a single camera! How will it check the underside of the shaft for melanoma? Can it check the foreskin for proper length and cleanliness?? How does it check erection durometer? Not to mention urethral diameter. For fuck's sake.
durometer
TIL
I had a friend that took a college course in Penis Inspection. Any freshman could take that course. But you had to be a Senior for the more challenging course "The Penis and the amazing differences between the cut and uncut"
A lot of people can get a good handle on the cut segment of the course, but when it comes to the uncut they seem to slip right through the cracks.
what’s in yer pants, esteemed citizen??
Idea: Lead-lined underwear with wires inside that when scanned says "Fuck you" on the front and "Eat shit" on the back
didn't ever think I would get so much use out of this when I made it six months ago.
Wait.. dickS?
Do you wish to see them, PetaQ?!
Remember double dick guy from Reddit? (Guy legit has two penises)
Ah, I do recall that tale from my old life in that place. The beforetimes.
Didn't he later admit it was shopped?
In this case, PC stands for Penis/Cooter.
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It isn't real. The number listed is for the office of Dan Patrick, Lieutenant Governor of Texas.
Seems like it is a protest against the dumb-ass anti-trans shit the people in power in this state are pulling.
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The scanners at airports can certainly detect what kind of junk you have. There are tons of horror stories in trans communities. This one just seems like a hoax though.
I think it would be funny to put these stickers in front of every public restroom to scare the conservatives
Would that scare conservatives? They'd probably see it as a justified trade off...
Not if it beeps "penis too small for detection!"
I believe what you are saying but really didn't think the scanners were capable of actually seeing your genital area as if it was an Xray
Yes other poster is correct. Those "full body scanners" where you put your hands up can see the full Monty. Big backlash post 9/11 when they started rolling this stuff out. Guess we decided as a society we ultimately didn't care.
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They are talking about the security scanners, those can count the number of pubes you have. The sensors in restrooms do not have any imaging capacity. This is extraordinarily funny, since those sensors are mostly in men's restrooms while all the fake concerns are about women's restrooms.
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In the display that TSA agents are given, the image is no longer shown and instead the system shows an outline of a body with the questionable area marked. This was added after the aforementioned outrage from travelers so that every TSA agent didn't get an x-ray view of your naked body. The scanners are the same, but the agent doesn't see it anymore.
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Even better the picture is of the automatic flushing part of the toilet and most likely this was placed in the restroom based on the silver background. So now people will think it has a camera rather than just a distance sensor.
Some of them even have a red light that comes on to indicate proximity... This is diabolically genius level trolling!
Electronic Genital Verification may tickle a bit, this is normal and not a cause for alarm.
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"Traditional genital inspections"
HA!
This has to be a joke
I could share a dick pic or two if needed to get through TSA quicker. Softies, hardies, pre/post horizontal lambada.
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