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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There seem to be two very different approaches to being anti-nazi - the problem solvers who want to put them down like the vermin they are and move on, and the sociopaths who fantasize about violently acting out all their personal issues, with nazis being socially acceptable targets,

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No reason they shouldn't enjoy their work.

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[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Not too different than Fudds in the gun community praying that someone robs them

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[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Beating nazis while cosplaying as Gordon Freeman? Where do I sign?

[–] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 72 points 2 days ago

Dream date.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 30 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Rise and shine, Mr Freeman.

[–] SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 7 points 2 days ago

Rise and shine Mr.Freeman....Rise and shine...

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[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 38 points 2 days ago (6 children)

So... a room full of fascists against two individuals.

To me, this implies they will either be drugged, to be impaired, or chained. Otherwise, the numbers win.

I'm not a butcher. Criminals are to be dealt as such. Death is too short of sentence to be a punishment.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Death is too short of sentence

It's a crowbar, not a flamethrower. Pick your targets, avoid the head and soft tissue/core areas. Have fun.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago (15 children)

You missed the sentence where I declare myself as not being a butcher.

[–] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (11 children)

Criminal law doesn't work on Nazis. They control the courts. Very few non violent options left I'm afraid.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It's a crowbar, not a boning knife

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[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago

Depending on how many people are there I’m not a fan of 2 on X

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (15 children)

I don't like Nazis as much as the next guy, but given a choice between beating up Nazis and getting laid, I think I'd prefer to get laid. Ya know, the whole "Make love not war" philosophy.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 48 points 2 days ago

What if either of you REALLY get off on violence against racist groups?

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I don't see why we can't do both

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[–] Soulg@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Nazi or not there's no shot I'd be able to kill people with a crowbar unless they are also actively trying to kill me

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Well, if you are a minority, they are.

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 days ago

Baby steps, citizen. Earn that booty. Top her score or own the bottom. Your choice.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

There’s a scene in game of thrones where the guy goes ‘nothing like a good fuck after a good fight’

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[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago

I hope you have a good stamina...

I would take advantage of every second >:3

[–] GasMaskedLunatic@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dont forget to leave your phone at home.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 days ago

Better yet? Lose it in your friend's car before they head off on a road trip. That way, all those modern stresses can be miiiiiles away while you focus on your new happy place for a little while.

With freebird playing in the background

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago

I'd bring my small box cutter, but I think a crowbar would be more effective. That, and I wouldn't wanna waste a perfectly good box cutter on street trash.

[–] AngryRobot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

alternatively instead of crowbars what if
+fistfull of dollar
+fistfull of dollar
+ultraricoshot
+parry
+disrespect

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[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

🎵it's you and meee ina room full of Nazis 🎵

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (5 children)
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[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Does the soundproofness allow you to do stealth kills? Cuz otherwise, crowbar or not, you're probably gonna get overtaken by a room full of opponents, unless this is also happening in some sort of kung fu movie.

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[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

Can I bring my own spade, instead?

[–] bilb@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago
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