this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago (2 children)

... But I had a vasectomy?

[–] glans@hexbear.net 21 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Well you can never cum in mississippi or it's $1000 min fine

[–] DickFuckarelli@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

I read they have a three ~~stroke~~ strike rule.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

Ooh, sorry, that's 1 trillion life sentences for killing billions of potential children

[–] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago (1 children)

damn they gonna criminalize bustin nuts

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I sincerely hope the 4chan crowd who now backs puritanical republicans is happy with said republicans doing puritanical shit to them in turn. I think basement dwelling chronic masturbators are going to be like "wtf this sucks! you were supposed to punish women not me!!"

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

Nah, they'll just act like this was what they always wanted. They'll never admit to being wrong.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 23 points 7 months ago
[–] JohnBrownsBawdy@hexbear.net 19 points 7 months ago

If you have a wet dream he gets to paddle you.

[–] coolusername@lemmy.ml 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)
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[–] Weedian@hexbear.net 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Is this the volcel police?

[–] VOLCEL_POLICE@hexbear.net 7 points 7 months ago

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

volcel-police

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 13 points 7 months ago

If the dick don't spit you must acquit.

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 11 points 7 months ago
[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

But this isn't Big Brother shit. No. Big Brother shit is when black people don't want to be called the n-word.

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

No fuckin' way

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