chapotraphouse
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Slop posts go in c/slop. Don't post low-hanging fruit here.
... But I had a vasectomy?
Well you can never cum in mississippi or it's $1000 min fine
I read they have a three ~~stroke~~ strike rule.
Ooh, sorry, that's 1 trillion life sentences for killing billions of potential children
damn they gonna criminalize bustin nuts
I sincerely hope the 4chan crowd who now backs puritanical republicans is happy with said republicans doing puritanical shit to them in turn. I think basement dwelling chronic masturbators are going to be like "wtf this sucks! you were supposed to punish women not me!!"
Nah, they'll just act like this was what they always wanted. They'll never admit to being wrong.
Democrats in red states write these kinds of bills every once in a while.
If you have a wet dream he gets to paddle you.
Is this the volcel police?
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
If the dick don't spit you must acquit.
But this isn't Big Brother shit. No. Big Brother shit is when black people don't want to be called the n-word.
No fuckin' way