I was a heroin addict and only jerked off like once a month for years (i.e. whenever I could get my hands on a couple adderall, i’d get my hands on something else). Now i’m clean and exercising and gaining weight and trying to be a human again, and I kinda started jerking off a bit more and I’ve realized just like with eating — the more I eat the more I feel the need to eat— the more I jerk it the more I find myself wanting to jerk it. Now I feel I’ve opened a degenerate can of worms.

I kind of liked not being a slave to my monke brain… except then I was a slave to my junke brain. Someone just teach me how to live.

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!"

Jokes on you, i'm too depressed to be horny.

You made me think of this.

Fuck you, OP, I love you, go fuckin' masturbate.

Those are rookie numbers

The secret ingredient... is "love"?

Say hello to crippling porn addiction

TMI