I've read this sooo many times, but for some reason "gorilla warfare" just fucking gets me every time, lmao

He's been much better lately. Rightly deserved.

Not gonna lie, I'd be up for some gay weed right now

I love masturbating. I think everyone should do it once a day.

Nazi gold??

I dunno why, but I've never imagined drowning as being painful before

I dunno, I tried curling once and slipped so hard I nearly did a backflip

Execute everyone.

Lol, these updates crack me up. "What's your decision?" "Yes."

Please don't federate with the Zucc

Including typos, or just misinformation in post title to get correcting comments, "tricking" the algorithm

Fuckin well put, man. 🫘