20
submitted 6 days ago by GaveUp@hexbear.net to c/askchapo@hexbear.net
top 47 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 26 points 6 days ago

It became normalized because it's the only ethical consumption under capitalism.

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

it's not necessarily that i want to lick the butthole, it's that i wanna lick the whole butt. when i'm with my gf and she's on all fours and i'm spanking her and just enjoying her booty, my brain goes ham and i can't be judged for what it makes me do (she also showers before she comes over any time so i know it's clean)

[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 21 points 6 days ago

It used to be called rimming

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago

american food standards are just that low

[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

Whenever someone asks me to eat their ass I go in teeth first and chomping. Be precise with your language or face the fucking consequences.

[-] tocopherol@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

I remember a mcdonalds commercial like 20 years ago that joked about getting your salad tossed, it's definitely been a fun thing for a long time. I think people were afraid to admit it openly, then there was that song sometime in the last couple years with the line about eating booty like groceries that made everyone talk about it. Maybe the increase in US bidet usage has increased it's appeal as well.

[-] Castor_Troy@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

I've been unironically eating the booty like groceries for almost 15 years.

[-] Thallo@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

Wait... You were all doing it IRONICALLY?

[-] Gorillatactics@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago

People started eating ass to improve their gut biome.

[-] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Ah yes the alternative way to get a poop transplant

[-] borschtisgarbo@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 6 days ago

911 I have a VolCel EMERGENCY report IMMEDIATELY to my location

[-] sisatici@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

Roger that. ARTILLERY! FIRE!!!

[-] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

It feels good to have it done to you, and really warms you up for other butt stuff. So if someone wants to do butt stuff to you, it's very courteous, and helps get you wanting it even more.

It's not difficult to get the butt and inner & outer anus very clean. And when it's clean it doesn't taste like poop. It has a distinct taste but it's not "bad" any more than the taste of pussy imo.

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

They were never jokes my friend

[-] Pili@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

I will eat many many things, but the poopoo box will stay far away from my mouth. I'll never trust it to be clean enough for that.

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

Good post. This obsession with eating ass I’ve seen arise in the past 10 years has been confounding

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago

Disagree on confounding, have you tried it before?

I do think it's funny that it seemingly got memed into popularity though

[-] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

I like it. A lot. It's not a joke stop laughing...

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

There are a lot of nerve endings there and it's an easy precursor to other butt stuff

[-] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 9 points 6 days ago

That sort of thing isn't my bag, baby.

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 11 points 6 days ago
[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

Please answer the question or contribute to the conversation instead of gawking at my post like it's a zoo animal and having a laugh at my thoughts

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago

I've never put my tongue in the hole but (:butt:) exploring around the perimeter is fine if your partner has very recently washed their ass. I like how it feels and so does my partner vivian-shrug

[-] Castor_Troy@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

It's fine to put your tongue in the hole as well if they're washed.

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I don't even consider it eating ass if that doesn't happen, otherwise, it's just rimming

[-] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

see my username

anti-thatcher-action butt

[-] glans@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago
[-] TheDrink@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago

charged with resisting without violence

aka not resisting wtf is this

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 13 points 6 days ago
[-] TheLepidopterists@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago
[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 8 points 6 days ago

Filled up on butt, no room for boot

Florida locuta, causa finita

[-] ButtBidet@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

I do have friends that were very against it 10+ ago who are very into it today.

[-] inTheShadowOf@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Sounds like people in this thread have never actually tried it.

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago

When I worked in manufacturing I had a coworker who definitely was not joking when he said he liked it.

It wasn't even a bit back then...

[-] TheDrink@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

butt luffy-exhausted

i'm not interested personally

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[-] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

If you can't handle my ass when it's dirty then you don't deserve my ass when it's clean discourse in 5, 4, 3, 2, ..

[-] WashedAnus@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Just remember, if you have had loose stools in the previous 14 days, do not let someone put their mouth near your anus. Shigella and norovirus, the main causes of diarrhea, can live in your rectum for up to 14 days! You can end up in a situation where you and your partner pass the virus back and forth without being aware of the cause.

Honestly, never given or received. My partner is not down, so I don't really know what I'm missing.

Also, we both fart way too much. bean

[-] ComradeOohAah@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

I blame The Thin H Line.

[-] FumpyAer@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I don't really enjoy giving or receiving, but I will do it if my sex partner wants it. Apparently it helps some people relax their sphincter(s). I wish I enjoyed receiving as much as people sound like they do when I do it.

[-] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago
this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2025
20 points (100.0% liked)

askchapo

22849 readers
51 users here now

Ask Hexbear is the place to ask and answer ~~thought-provoking~~ questions.

Rules:

  1. Posts must ask a question.

  2. If the question asked is serious, answer seriously.

  3. Questions where you want to learn more about socialism are allowed, but questions in bad faith are not.

  4. Try !feedback@hexbear.net if you're having questions about regarding moderation, site policy, the site itself, development, volunteering or the mod team.

founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS