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He keeps poor company. (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Venicon@lemmy.world 64 points 5 months ago (4 children)

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 37 points 5 months ago

We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

How are ya now?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Good n you?

[–] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not s'bad.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Are you serious with that turtleneck?

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[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

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[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 36 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I heard it was a sick ostrich

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I heard it was a dead ostrich.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 5 months ago

Allegedly.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Folks'll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

At least

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 28 points 5 months ago (6 children)

It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 17 points 5 months ago

Allegedly

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 5 months ago

He's a billionaire, I'm sure he could hire a couple people to help.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 5 months ago

How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Ah but that's why he's doing BJJ.

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I don't believe he fucked an ostrich...

Based on that photo though... his DAD...

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.

It was actually meth.

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What a degen

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Degens need to mind their scruples.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 9 points 5 months ago

Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago

Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

There's no way he topped an ostrich...

If anything, the ostrich fucked him...

And it was ashamed afterward...

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we'll never know?

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But I thought the joke was to say something that isn't true???

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

......joke?

[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

That's a very impressive feat, those things are monsters

[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I'd like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it's more unclear

[–] notgold@aussie.zone 4 points 5 months ago

The truth is he didn't fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion

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[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean..... Do people want Facebook to be the arbitrator of truth?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I do.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Even after this whole ostrich story broke?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

ALLEGEDLY

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[–] Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Ostrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?

[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

Hey! It's the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!

[–] leanleft@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

did he really??

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Yes, it's crazy - you won't find anything else about it online though, Meta has scrubbed it from the net.

Spread the message as far as you can.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

As sure as God's got sandals.

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago

Crept up the cloaca smh

[–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

Keep 'em coming.

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