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He keeps poor company. (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] Venicon@lemmy.world 64 points 10 months ago (4 children)

[–] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.

[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 37 points 10 months ago

We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

[–] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

How are ya now?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Good n you?

[–] lemonmelon@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not s'bad.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Are you serious with that turtleneck?

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[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Dead ostriches need loving too.

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I heard it was a sick ostrich

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I heard it was a dead ostrich.

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 10 months ago

Allegedly.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.

[–] Chainweasel@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Folks'll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago (6 children)

It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Allegedly

[–] MeowZedong@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 10 months ago

He's a billionaire, I'm sure he could hire a couple people to help.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Ah but that's why he's doing BJJ.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 2 points 10 months ago

How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't believe he fucked an ostrich...

Based on that photo though... his DAD...

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.

It was actually meth.

[–] slampisko@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.

[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 9 points 10 months ago

Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What a degen

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Degens need to mind their scruples.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

There's no way he topped an ostrich...

If anything, the ostrich fucked him...

And it was ashamed afterward...

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we'll never know?

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!

[–] DesolateMood@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But I thought the joke was to say something that isn't true???

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 6 points 10 months ago

Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.

[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

That's a very impressive feat, those things are monsters

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I'd like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it's more unclear

[–] notgold@aussie.zone 4 points 10 months ago

The truth is he didn't fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion

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[–] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I mean..... Do people want Facebook to be the arbitrator of truth?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I do.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Even after this whole ostrich story broke?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

ALLEGEDLY

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[–] Anegro_Montoya@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Ostrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?

[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Hey! It's the guy who did the killing of Jerry Danson the CEO of Heartchair on april 12th !!!

[–] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers

[–] leanleft@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

did he really??

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Yes, it's crazy - you won't find anything else about it online though, Meta has scrubbed it from the net.

Spread the message as far as you can.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

As sure as God's got sandals.

[–] Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 10 months ago

Keep 'em coming.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Crept up the cloaca smh

[–] ploot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

This is definitely his getting-blown-by-an-ostrich face.

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