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av lurked here and lemmy grad for soooo long, this comment here made me laugh hard enough that i finally had to make an acc and share 🫡🫡

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[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Yea buddy you're the one who's figured it out and we're just all being lazy slobs. Your boss deffinitly doesn't pop a boner everyrime you walk by and think "thank God for that gullible moron"

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

:diogenes: BEHOLD, A BOOTLICKER!

[-] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Real “I asked my landlord to increase my rent because I believe in my grind/hustle” energy

[-] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Welcome to Hexbear!

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

I HATE HACKER NEWS sus-torment

I HATE HACKER NEWS sus-torment

[-] YouKnowIt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

Because they'll be able to tell that he (definitely a he because no fucking worries about pay discrimination there) works so much harder than everyone else before they put a days work in, stupid fucker

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago
[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

I don't believe in platonic ideals, but this is the platonic ideal of bootlicker

this post was submitted on 25 Sep 2023
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