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Interesting new symbols for bathroom doors (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 78 points 10 months ago (4 children)

This fuckin sucks lol

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 22 points 10 months ago (1 children)

There was a subreddit I missed visiting that was about really stupid bathroom signs. This would make it there

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 77 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Yo where the girls with titty dicks at?

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[–] Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Separating bathrooms by gender is silly. They should be divided by poo and pee.

[–] AreaKode@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (6 children)

Good idea, but I don't know how you stop people pooping in the pee toilets.

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[–] Maven@lemmy.zip 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've seen this before and it always confused me. Is the pee side for urinals? If that's the case, wayyyy more people need to use a stall than ever need to use a urinal in their lives.

I'd love to hear it explained if you'd be open to that. I want to be about to better understand this.

[–] Charzard4261@programming.dev 6 points 10 months ago

They don't need to have an even share of the available space. Give more to the side that needs it.

[–] DrCake@lemmy.world 38 points 10 months ago

Symbols so good they had to just write the words above.

[–] MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io 37 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That “qp” outline has to be an establishment’s logo, right? Otherwise, the forked scrotum and bifurcated torso it don’t make sense, anatomically. Distinguishable, yes, but puzzling otherwise.

[–] Kaelygon@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Finnish bank osuuspankki logo comes close to qp outline, but it has extra shaft at the top

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 32 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Nuts to the left, shaved nuts to the right.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

What about those of us who only shave one? It's a religious thing.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Straight to hell, obviously

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[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

With the side on the right, you have to leave a single hair growing, otherwise you can't use either.

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

hairy boobs on the left. Shaved nuts with moles on the right.

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[–] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 28 points 10 months ago (8 children)

Gendered bathrooms are dumb. Just give everyone individual spaces to shit and move on.

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[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Fly's to the left, humans to the right.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

[–] horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

MY EAR OH MY GOD YOU CUT OFF MY EAR!!!!!!

[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Women: tits
Men: biblically accurate tits

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[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 18 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Kilroy was in the women's bathroom.

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[–] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (1 children)

What if you shave your balls?

[–] dQw4w9WgXcQ@lemm.ee 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Then those marks are bloody cuts instead of hair.

[–] cultsuperstar@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

If you're cutting yourself that much, you're definitely doing it wrong lol.

[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 17 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Left:

Hairy / Stretch Mark Boobs + C Section Scar.

Right:

Balls with Symmetric Cysts + Pencil Dick.

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Am I seeing this right?

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[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 16 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I feel like adding the outline of the chest would have been a decent idea...

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago

I wonder if the very same people who cry about trans people "sexualizing children" would see any problem with that sign...

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

So some hairy ass taking a long shit on the left,
and a cock, & balls with nips on the right?

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But what if I have hairy boobs and pierced clean shaven testicles???

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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why are bathrooms segregated? Is everyone in there looking at each other's genitals? Why does it matter? Can guys not pee in front of women?

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Women like to do some makeup and stuff in the bathroom. You're kinda exposed while doing that so I get it.

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[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That's some hairy eyelids on the left hand side. And why are the men's eyes closed anyway? Do men not look at each other when peeing?

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[–] MITM0@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

All I see is mosquitoes

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