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[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Print licensing agreements for all oracle products and shove them up your ass

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

How about using it on the billionaires instead?

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[-] teamevil@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Panopticon will not be the way

[-] x00z@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

you hear a sudden beep in your ears

"Sir you've not been smiling. We really want citizens to be smiling!"

Ah, the Panopticon. How novel.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 12 points 1 week ago

Well, if you own a world inhabited by a few billion people, you want to make sure they’re optimally generating value for you and not bringing down the value of your holdings.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago
[-] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Queue countdown before this guy's skeletons come out...

[-] Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Most people only have one skeleton, but you've got my support either way!

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Come on.....don't be so dramatic.

.........we never got to see Brian Thompson's skeliton. We just saw him fall down.

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[-] Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago
[-] tektite@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 week ago

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

Give the entirety of Lana'i to the Native Hawaiians via Hawaiian Home Lands and boot Larry Ellison out into the sea on a raft or something.

[-] Snapz@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I heard a guy tell a story about a vast AI-fueled cluster of bombs strapped to Larry's head set to trigger if he says objectively inhumane, anti-democratic shit can ensure Larry stays a lot quieter.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago

It will only ensure the opposite.

[-] PhAzE@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

The text is behind a paywall and I would actually like to see the details of what this idiot fuck said.

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

The rich really think we'll buy a prison as a utopia.

[-] beefbot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They plan on us not having a choice

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[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Can we apply it to tax cheats first?

[-] mohammed_alibi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Larry "Xi Jinping" Ellison

[-] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Tim Allen with bad facial hair looking motherfucker

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[-] JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Lemme guess... Based on oracle no doubt. The wrong people are gonna prosper the next 4 years.

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[-] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 5 points 1 week ago

Brb, buying cases of Guy Fawkes masks...

[-] DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

A symptom of believing they are better than others.

[-] marketsnodsbury@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Hahaha this was literally the story arc of season 7 of Elementary.

[-] hexadence@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[-] mhague@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Police could already use drones operated by humans to chase people. It's already possible and already safer. For some reason the police don't seem to give a shit about that. Their leaders don't care, and their leaders' leaders don't care. But go ahead billionaire man with AI, change the world.

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