Screenshots of people being insane on Facebook. Please censor names/pics of end users in screenshots. Please follow the rules of lemmy.world
So... they claim to be non-citizens...
Do they know what happens to non-citizens (that also don't have a valid green card / visa)?
🤔
(anyone wanna tell them?)
The Qcumbers chase them on the highway for 40 miles and strangle them.
Oh wait that's just non white people.
No one’s coming for Billy Bob.
Free travel outside the US? Sign me the absolute fuck up. Who the fuck is wanting to stay in this shit hole, exactly?
Might wanna learn about something called "Statelessness"
TLDR: Not a fun state of existence
Guaranteed asylum claim? Sign me the fuck up.
Oh yes, The police will be sooooo impressed.
It's pretty impressive to just admit to a bunch of crimes without anyone asking you to.
No Drivers Licence-No Insurance-No registration-No Inspection.
Why is everything capitalised besides "registration"?
Why does the American Flag have stripes going the wrong way?
Why does it say no registration whilst having a registration number!?
How did they spell "exempt" wrong?
How dumb are these people...
It's all part of the magic spell that makes laws disappear.
Why does the American Flag have stripes going the wrong way?
Good catch, should be at a 45° angle with gold fringes.
Good catch, should be at a 45° angle with gold fringes.
Made with blue ink.
Using straight lines, in the shape of a kitten ?
Why does it have a flag at all? Isn't the whole concept to be independent of the US?
The flag is supposed to be hanging vertically and not horizontally; when hung vertically the stars should be behind the speaker’s right shoulder (or the audience’s left side)
“Don’t tread on me. Come and take it.”
Towing companies entered the chat: “Okay, we’ll take your shit… ‘without prejudice’.”
Sounds like the towing company will be the ones saying: "I got mine."
Why bother having letters and numbers on a “registration plate“ when it doesn’t mean anything anyway?
UCC 1308 is a legal code I think.
Shouldn't it be "USC", Untied States Code?
UCC is Uniform Commercial Code. Oddly enough there are laws within those codes that do sorta say things like "private vehicles are exempt". The part sovcits miss is those are definitions prefaced by something like "for the purposes of this section the following words are defined as..." This means outside of that section your private vehicle is not exempt from most laws. Really only the ones governing commercial activities. That's why they try to tell cops things like "I'm not for hire" or "I'm using this in my private capacity, not commercial".
How else can you sell shit to fools ?
No, "EXEPT" is an acronym here.
Elon's X Enables Papa Trump
DOT EXEPT
... wait, is that a typo and it's missing either an M or a C (EXEMPT or EXCEPT)? That would be a little embarrassing.
It's supposed to say EXEMPT
Wow, if only they didn't make that typo, this one neat trick would have worked!
All for want of a spell checker! Sovcits sure do love their spells 🤪.
The M stands for "manumission" and has already been freed from bondage, like the driver.
I really should get in on printing these for rubes.
They'll probably try to pay you in Moorish dollariums though.
You only ship when paid through whatever payment gateway
There’s so much stupid printed on there it looks like Dr Bronners soap.
Except the soap at least works.
Building your own roads to drive on must be a pain in the ass tho.
Maybe writing "exempt" on a car or plate carries an additional penalty?