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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Disagree with your mark?

click

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 25 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] eager_eagle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

oh, hi Mark

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Mark should have kept his mouth shut!

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 4 points 1 year ago

My Mark would never disagree with me.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The "right answers" are pretty shitty too. I would say all substances are excitations of the fermionic fields.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago

Yeah, and there's no meaningful difference between terms "substance" and "matter" except that "matter" is probably the one that the test taker is expected to memorize without really understanding.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The particles are the powerhouse of the cell.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cells are made from cum. Which is made of cells.

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Particles of cum.

[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Everyone knows all life comes cum of Enki

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Exactly! God cum!

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All substances are made of quantum particles which science can neither fully prove nor fully disprove actually exist.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And those quantum particles are made of cum.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

It's entirely possible

[–] Mickey7@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Imagine all the potential humans you disgarded in a tissue