"It is 2013. The government is shutting down."
"It is 2018. The government is shutting down."
"It is later in 2018. The government is shutting down."
"It is 2024. The government is shutting down."
Can we keep the shutdown permentantly?
if you like your government shutdown, you can keep it
"Government shutdown" is a phrase I've heard too often like every year since 2016 at this point, just feels meaningless now. Oh wow, federal employee's paychecks will be delayed for a week or two, that's crazy
A week is if they're lucky
But really tho it fucks a lot of shit up can't wait to watch
you'd think just once it would be because the dems are trying to take some kind of stand to preserve some important progressive gain that they've enshrined in their platform but it's literally always just the republicans just arresting the machinery of the government just to show that they can, meanwhile their opponents are like "sure we'll give you whatever just don't make people more mad at us!!"
Biden's Majora's Mask. He is going to use his Ocarina to return to 2021 and repeat everything he did during his goverment.
I want this as a site header, if only for a week.
I love how it's hours : minutes : seconds
3 2 1 balloons and confetti rain down
Biden shutdowns economy and won't transfer power cause some ceremonial sergeant shitbird the second is written in constitution as required to be there
Fuckin do it you cowards
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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