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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Like I commented the other day: it's easy to get free pianos if you have the ability to move them.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As someone who has moved several free pianos and now tells people I will drive it but loading and unloading is on them....

They all sound like complete shit.

The piano is free, making it sound good isn't.

But then, most people just have a piano for decoration.

[–] _apokalipto_@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can you not just beam the piano directly out of the living room?

[–] Techranger@infosec.pub 1 points 9 hours ago

It detunes the pattern buffers.

[–] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 days ago

Fit together in perfect harmony.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 15 points 2 days ago

That one strap is tuned perfectly to G

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

What? I should make a separate trip for each piano?

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Have you ever tried a combination safe? Not quite as stylish, but insanely practical. You get to open it up and look at your dirty work after it's done.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 4 points 2 days ago

I always forget the combination

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I'm surprised the bed did not snap off the frame. That is some 3rd World shit.

[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 15 points 2 days ago (4 children)

:( Please tell me they aren't all headed for the dump :(

It's hard to find homes for old pianos since so many people live in smaller spaces now, and yes, they're so big and heavy. But the beautiful workmanship on old ones... seems a shame.

The way are being transported...I wouldn't get your hopes up for them. :'(

[–] quixotic120@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Unless you’re going to refurbish them solely to use as decorative pieces those pianos are guaranteed trash

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

They're good for the hardwood they're made out of. That's likely the entire reason for this collection.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

it's incredibly expensive to bring a piano in this state to working condition.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I don't know. Hope not

[–] McBB@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Four pianos, Jeremy? Four? That's insane

[–] HellsBelle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

The license plate tho!

hahahahaha!

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They run through quite a few.

[–] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Thats a mighty fine truck.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

OK Go working on a new video

[–] DjMeas@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

Am inconvenience.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Six grandfather clocks in my Conestoga wagon. No room for rations or supplies.

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I got the all new Ford F250 SuperDuty Lariat 2000 XP 500 XL.....its a 6L hemi and I can carry 3 large pianos!

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ha ha oh my god I was listening to an audiobook last week that had fairly obvious product placement in it. They didn't refer to the vehicle as a car or pickup, it was always an "F250" but I'm not a yank so I thought they were saying "F250 Superdoody" 😂

[–] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Lol. The more you know...that's a whole sentence here.