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[-] daepicgamerbro69@lemmy.world 38 points 4 hours ago

i see right through your bullshit excuse to take candid feet picture you perv

[-] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 22 points 6 hours ago

Gotta sit next to the feet and start licking your lips. Look em dead in the eyes and go, "those piggies look soooo suckable."

See how quickly they react. Worst case scenario, they're a freak AND a slob.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

they’re a freak AND a slob.

you're riding public transit and expecting people not to be a little freaky?

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 1 points 56 minutes ago

Yes

  • The vast, vast majority of civilised people
[-] Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 hours ago
[-] podperson@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago

The way Jason’s head slides across Tarantino’s shoulder - smoooooooooth.

[-] Abnorc@lemm.ee 5 points 5 hours ago

The Internet is truly a bizarre place sometimes.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 3 points 4 hours ago

That's what makes the internet so great!

[-] exu@feditown.com 15 points 6 hours ago

At least they took of their shoes. Some people don't even do that

[-] GiddyGap@lemm.ee 7 points 5 hours ago

I would have preferred shoes on in this situation. Ideally, keep your shoes on and feet on the floor.

[-] Mickey7@lemmy.world 64 points 8 hours ago

I'm always amazed how some people have no self awareness. They have no concerns for others. And yet if you acted like they did and it affected them they would be so pissed.

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 32 points 8 hours ago

Just sit in the seat next to their feet and put your bare feet in their lap.

[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 7 hours ago

I'd just sneeze on their feet making sure they could feel the particles of spit landing on their toes. That'll hopefully gross them out and force them to put their shoes on.

[-] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 3 points 3 hours ago

They probably do the steve jobs and stick their feet in the toilet as soon as they get to work

[-] OpenStars@piefed.social 14 points 7 hours ago

They'd probably like it, or at least enjoy your having started the fight they were spoiling for.

[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 7 hours ago

I'd imagine they would think "ew wtf", but then again I'm pretty normal so idk

[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 9 points 6 hours ago

On the other hand you wouldn't put your bare feet on a likely dirty seat in a train. You can't work with normal standards here.

[-] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 hours ago
[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

That's absolutely disgusting

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[-] systemglitch@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

I don't take offense to this.

[-] Zachariah@lemmy.world 17 points 8 hours ago

Maybe his feet will catch some sort of ass disease as karma.

[-] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 hours ago

I'm hoping for plantar warts. The dumbass deserves an uncomfortable reminder of their stupid decision with every step they take.

[-] syklemil@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 7 hours ago

And even with a "please keep your feet on the floor" sign right next to them.

[-] Kitathalla@lemy.lol 3 points 6 hours ago

I'm guessing that's the real context behind the picture, eh? Otherwise why would you bare your feet when it is apparently cold enough to be very well bundled up?

[-] einkorn@feddit.org 13 points 8 hours ago

TBF, I keep the socks on, but other than that: If no one else needs the space or sits next to me? Why not?

I'm a big guy, so anytime I use public transport either my back hurts because the top edge of the back rest pushes into my lower back, my knees hurt because the space between seat rows are too small or both at the same time. So let me at least stretch my legs when it doesn't inconvenience anyone. Shoes off, socks on.

To anyone saying "Booooh! Unhygienic!": I dare you to tap hard on the cushions a couple of times. For even more shock effect, do it when you are the first passenger of the day.

[-] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 hours ago

So let me at least stretch my legs when it doesn't inconvenience anyone. Shoes off, socks on.

[-] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 12 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Why not? Mostly smell for me. Because feet being imprisoned in shoes most of the time gives them an aroma most people don't like.

[-] einkorn@feddit.org 8 points 6 hours ago

It's interesting to me that so many people assume by default that others have smelly feet. I guess we have all met the stereotypical sweaty guy at the local nerd convention. But in general, if your body produces a notable bad smell when you are not exercising and despite basic hygiene, there is probably something wrong.

[-] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 10 points 7 hours ago

Totally agree with you, what's the big deal? Those public seats are disgusting and absolutely rife with bacteria, there are studies on that. Some reasonably fresh socks (or bare feet) absolutely will not matter there. If anything, your feet will get dirty because somebody's feces and urine are already on that seat. (they really are)

And for the smell: alright, if there are a lot of people and your feet stink, that's a no. But the smell usually isn't great in public transport anyways.

[-] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 7 hours ago

Those public seats are disgusting and absolutely rife with bacteria, there are studies on that.

I wonder how they could have possibly gotten that way.

[-] sir_pronoun@lemmy.world 7 points 6 hours ago
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[-] obscur_e@lemm.ee 6 points 7 hours ago

totally true those people who booing at everything that doesnt fit into social norms someone made up for them probably think that they will never have health issues and bare feet

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[-] Vespair@lemm.ee 2 points 5 hours ago

Lemmy is a funny place.

"Don't conform! Fight the corporate homogenization of society!"

Somebody steps outside the bounds of expected socially-conditioned behavior:

"Shame! Conform! Shame!"

[-] dwindling7373@feddit.it 13 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Except the norm is lach of respect toward strangers and shared public property.

Individualism is not what the world needs more of.

[-] systemglitch@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I'm not so sure it needs more drones either

Maybe a nice mix like always

[-] Vespair@lemm.ee 3 points 4 hours ago

It's feet. We all have them. Ya'll are acting like this person just squatted and dropped a quart of chunky diarrhea all over the seat. Calm down.

[-] dwindling7373@feddit.it 8 points 4 hours ago

Losing their minds over a foot on the seat when they probably have their ass on theirs. IDK bout y’all, but butts are stinkier than feet and more prone to having shit on them, and yet those are what seats are made for.

It's precisely because we all have them that we know you don't have any compelling reason to do that.

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[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

Yes, but many MAAAANY ppl don't wash their feet. Feet r also present in humid, sweaty environments, which are our shoes. It makes em stink like crazy, which is disgusting.

[-] Vespair@lemm.ee 0 points 1 hour ago

Many people don't wash their hands and smell like shit from a diet of McDonald's and sourkraut.

The human experience is an inherently dirty, stinky thing. It's great to strive to be better than our inherent conditions, but not so far that we can no longer recognize them.

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[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 hours ago

I'd only let it slide if the person was trying to sleep and it wasn't busy. Even then, I would at least expect socks, though I suspect theirs became drenched.

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