this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 132 points 2 months ago

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Some aneurysm posts look like they were written by someone having an aneurysm.

Some aneurysm posts make me feel like I'm having an aneurysm when I try to read them.

This one is both.

[–] kyle@lemm.ee 86 points 2 months ago (6 children)

I keep staring and still have no idea what it's trying to tell me

[–] rdri@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Could be an amateur hypnosis attempt. Check out words in the same color.

See come want see want come. My where good my good where. In me get in me the.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 6 points 2 months ago

I'm starting to give up and believe they're just a randomly arranged assortment of “positive” words.

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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 78 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This post is gonna give me an aneurysm just from trying to see through the blurry quality of this image

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

How do you have higher quality images of ever post ever?

[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Reverse image search

Computers. Have you never watched CSI?

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 37 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That brown row down the middle is one horny caveman.

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 4 points 2 months ago

The white between it is the cave woman.

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 34 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Why are you censoring “what the”? You can talk on the internet

[–] yuri@pawb.social 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

i’m getting pretty P’d the fuck O with you telling me how to Mfucking speak

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[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 months ago

Watch you fucking m*uth! Lemmy is a family friendly platform

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[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 months ago

This In Here

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 2 months ago
[–] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Have you ever had a dream where you would, you could, you did, you would, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 14 points 2 months ago

And here I thought the posts in DontDeadOpenInside were bad... 🤯

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

the come to want in my play good. They come in me.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

for play? for get play.

[–] bradd@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what the said, am come where?

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

In me, get in me, come, they said.

[–] portuga@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

YOU WANT GOOD

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Someone call the bondulance

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[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

"You Want Good"

Umm yeah, sure

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

I see an "am" but no "I". This has to be missing words

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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reading this to the tune of harder better faster stronger...also doesn't help.

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I’ll take it right up the middle!

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

See come, want. See want, come.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

IN ME GET IN ME THE

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

am come where

[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 months ago

To come where it said, what

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] bottleofchips@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago
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