this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 135 points 1 year ago

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Some aneurysm posts look like they were written by someone having an aneurysm.

Some aneurysm posts make me feel like I'm having an aneurysm when I try to read them.

This one is both.

[–] kyle@lemm.ee 86 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I keep staring and still have no idea what it's trying to tell me

[–] rdri@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Could be an amateur hypnosis attempt. Check out words in the same color.

See come want see want come. My where good my good where. In me get in me the.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 year ago

I'm starting to give up and believe they're just a randomly arranged assortment of “positive” words.

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[–] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 78 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This post is gonna give me an aneurysm just from trying to see through the blurry quality of this image

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That brown row down the middle is one horny caveman.

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

The white between it is the cave woman.

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 27 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Why are you censoring “what the”? You can talk on the internet

[–] yuri@pawb.social 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i’m getting pretty P’d the fuck O with you telling me how to Mfucking speak

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[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 year ago

Watch you fucking m*uth! Lemmy is a family friendly platform

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[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

This In Here

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago
[–] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[–] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Have you ever had a dream where you would, you could, you did, you would, you want them to do you so much you could do anything?

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 14 points 1 year ago

And here I thought the posts in DontDeadOpenInside were bad... 🤯

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

the come to want in my play good. They come in me.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

for play? for get play.

[–] portuga@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

YOU WANT GOOD

[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

"You Want Good"

Umm yeah, sure

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone call the bondulance

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reading this to the tune of harder better faster stronger...also doesn't help.

I see an "am" but no "I". This has to be missing words

[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

am come where

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I’ll take it right up the middle!

[–] MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

See come, want. See want, come.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

IN ME GET IN ME THE

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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