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Sure, here's her genome. Feel free to compile one yourself.

[-] JackbyDev@programming.dev 27 points 4 days ago
[-] GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

You can have the code to my kernel, sure. You don't get a login on my machine, though, and you're definitely not on the sudoers list.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 178 points 5 days ago

The word "free" does not refer to price; it refers to freedom.

  1. The freedom to use your wife as you wish, for any purpose.
  2. The freedom to study how your wife works, and change her so she works for you as you wish, instead of her controlling you.
  3. The freedom to redistribute your wife to your neighbor.
  4. The freedom to distribute your modified wife to others. By doing this you can give the whole community a chance to benefit from your changed wife.
[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 59 points 5 days ago

This is pretty hot.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 4 days ago

This is why you don't have a wife lol.

[-] praise_idleness@sh.itjust.works 38 points 5 days ago

The freedom to distribute your modified wife to others. By doing this you can give the whole community a chance to benefit from your changed wife.

That's love

[-] Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 25 points 5 days ago

Now I can tell people I strive to be FOSS rather tham say I'm into bimbofication.

[-] Pringles@lemm.ee 22 points 5 days ago

Seems like what Dominique Pelicot considered his wife to be. Not an example I am willing to follow, I'll tell you that.

[-] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 30 points 5 days ago

You have to keep in mind that your wife is her own main maintainer and can decide whether to merge your changes.

You can fork her to obtain someone you have greater influence over but that's a big responsibility and not everything you want to do with your fork may be advisable from a legal or moral standpoint.

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[-] echolalia@lemmy.ml 100 points 5 days ago

I am the wife.

Unrelated, why aren't there more women in Linux spaces? We'll never get to the bottom of it I fear. I haven't read the comments in this thread yet, I'm sure they're all completely uncontroversial.

[-] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 40 points 5 days ago

heteronormative assumptions

You could still have a wife yourself, with whichever licensing agreement the two of you negotiate.

[-] echolalia@lemmy.ml 19 points 5 days ago

oh! it's you!

The person on reddit that starts all comments with "well actually,"

Can I have an autograph?

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[-] krimsonbun@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 days ago

maybe not cis women.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 27 points 5 days ago

I am the wife.

So are you or your wife free and open source?

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 6 points 4 days ago

there aren't more women in linux spaces because of The Creature

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[-] starbrite@lemmy.zip 14 points 5 days ago

A fellow linux girl!!! It's nice to not feel so alonee

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

because linux users are tech oriented, the market is barely touched by linux, and tech oriented people are disproportunately male/not cisgender women.

Hannah Montana Linux can only do so much /s

edit : added "not cisgender women." I really don't want to start a thing about this statement, it's to align with the pendant that replied to this post.

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[-] Mac@mander.xyz 93 points 5 days ago

Hold on, bout to fork OPs wife

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 44 points 5 days ago
[-] Mac@mander.xyz 28 points 5 days ago

That's so uncool. They should be sitting next to that OP so they can share in the humor.
Sad 😔

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[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

In chess, right?

Right?

[-] Rooty@lemmy.world 37 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Windows users when I ask them if they debloat their girlfriends before using them.

[-] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 days ago

Didn't get there, couldn't figure out the documentation.

[-] LouSlash@szmer.info 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

& touch woman

cannot touch 'woman': Permission denied

[-] TwentySeven@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago
[-] gingernate@sopuli.xyz 5 points 3 days ago

You are not on the suboers list. Action reported

[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 4 points 4 days ago

A tabula rasa? In my file system?

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago

mount woman

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[-] Tinidril@midwest.social 44 points 5 days ago

Um sure? As long as she is up for it. I love her, I don't own her. Keep it safe, sane, and consensual, then who am I to argue.

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[-] pewpew@feddit.it 28 points 5 days ago
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[-] fin@sh.itjust.works 34 points 5 days ago

You can’t see her because she’s decentralized

…I’m not crying

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[-] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago

me when i try even coming close yo somone the opposite sex irl: "manpage nonexistent and this situation is unknown WHAT DO I DO IT DOES NOT COMPUTE"

(back wgen my daily driver was dos (yes, in the 21st centory), back when it was windows and now that its linux...yeahhh...even if im a total NOOB at it i have the social skills of someone who spenda all day in the tty...maybe doing tbat but cmd in windows helped a bit xd)

[-] VitabytesDev@feddit.nl 20 points 5 days ago
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[-] jabjoe@feddit.uk 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

When someone gives you that emotionless stare, it means not only is you comment not funny, it's not really socially acceptable.

Linux users are not all male, or all straight, or single. Outside of incel groups, most groups aren't (probably even they have members who secretly aren't!) 😃

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Yeah, as a married lesbian linux user the joke is gross and reminds me why so often tech related spaces are so male dominated

[-] jabjoe@feddit.uk 4 points 3 days ago

Which sucks, because tech needs women. Badly.

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[-] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 24 points 5 days ago

Wife? What's that? My Wi-Fi isn't free, though.

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[-] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 5 days ago

Honestly, I'd love a FOSSWIFE.

[-] Turret3857@infosec.pub 23 points 5 days ago

New type of hotwife just dropped

[-] Don_alForno@feddit.org 15 points 5 days ago

Counter question: Is your wife software?

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago

we're all software running on wetware in a meatware shell

[-] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 days ago

in my case its just tupperware

[-] Don_alForno@feddit.org 5 points 4 days ago
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