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[-] rubikcuber@feddit.uk 57 points 6 days ago

Apparently, when you can shout "BRING ME MY STEAK" at a servant you don't need to eat a Boots Meal Deal. Who knew?

[-] frazorth@feddit.uk 53 points 6 days ago

lunch is for wimps

Sounds like someone who doesn't work hard enough to need a break.

[-] Trebuchet@lemm.ee 28 points 6 days ago

Fucking weirdo

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago

This is the rhetorical sophistication it takes to be a conservative leader. I can't pick which insane take to make fun of first.

Doesn't think sandwiches are real food, but you do eat them for breakfast. Only eats bread that is dry? Eats steak at her desk for lunch, but lunch is wimpy?

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Only eat food you enjoy

Eat food without enjoying it

[-] TheDoctor@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago

Lunch is for wimps. That’s why I make my unpaid intern bring me filet mignon around noon every day.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 6 points 6 days ago

and why aren't these people working during their commutes? I have my full desk setup in my limo and work the whole time my driver is getting me from my mansion to my office!

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 17 points 6 days ago

I will not touch bread if it's moist

I forgot toasting bread technology hasn’t arrived in England

[-] frazorth@feddit.uk 15 points 6 days ago

I hadn't expected that anyone would think that untoasted bread would be considered "moist".

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 11 points 6 days ago

How do you get your moist bread into your toaster without touching it, eh, eh?

[-] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 5 points 5 days ago

What, you don't have people for that?

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Bread: I will not touch Kemi Badenoch if she's moist.

[-] ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

You think she gets moist? My brother, it's probably got the same feel as inserting into a rolled up sanding belt.

[-] frazorth@feddit.uk 4 points 5 days ago
[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 15 points 6 days ago

I work and eat at the same time too. But only if I'm getting paid to and I get to leave half an hour early and get home sooner, not because I'm a hard worker.

I would rather a half hour at home at the end of the day instead of half an hour unpaid break in the middle of the day just sitting in an office.

[-] chemicalprophet@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago

Imagine your personality being your stupid opinions… Get a fucking life

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Welcome to social media lol.

[-] pseudo@jlai.lu 11 points 5 days ago

She is eating steak while working?!

[-] RainyRat@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago

I feel sorry for anyone else who has to use her keyboard.

[-] mannycalavera@feddit.uk 4 points 5 days ago

Wait... Isn't everyone?

[-] rwtwm@feddit.uk 8 points 5 days ago

This looks like one of the Mickey take vox pops that they do in the Onion. If it's a genuine quote from a genuine article, I fear the conservatives might do for comedy writers before AI has the chance.

[-] plinky@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

Riddle me this, how do you do work with a steak? You do steak cutting with a paper sitting in front of the plate or to the side? Do you scroll mouse wheel with a fork in hand? Is this kinda like that margin call scene with jeremy irons at the end?

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 6 points 5 days ago

at the level of kemi badenoch you basically play tinder with propositions people who actually do some work cook up who then enforce the proposition onto people that actually do work

Same reason every C-Level muppet lugs around an iPad. They're terrible to do any sort of actual office-style work on, but they don't need to do that

[-] TankieTanuki@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago
[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Instead of railing on her imma play devil's advocate cuz i dunno. Aaanyway I think she doesn't hate sandwiches but lunch (real: its the lamest meal of the day for multiple reasons), and I'm also with her on soggy bread. Mebbe she'd be down for brunch?

The grind culture bragging though? Damn cringe as fuck bootlick from a kicked dog.

Never looks like anything but sad and i wish more people saw it that way

[-] MarmiteLover123@hexbear.net 5 points 6 days ago

I think she needs to try a Marmite sandwich, life-changing stuff that.

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

I don't think sandwiches are a real food

Deeply unserious person

[-] lanigerous@feddit.uk 4 points 5 days ago

A truly deranged statement

[-] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

This has a similar energy as the Taylor Swift Scrotum Punch meme

[-] dance_ninja@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago
[-] GiveOver@feddit.uk 3 points 5 days ago

Mexican coke? Is he just parroting Americans on the internet?

[-] Atlas_ie@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

He did say fries instead of chips

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