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submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

I watched it and now I'm chilling

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[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 93 points 2 weeks ago

Rode off on a citibike too sicko-biker

There was a biking bank robber that was quite successful for a while, apparently riding a bike makes you pretty much invisible in a city.

[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 62 points 2 weeks ago

saw some fucking nerd claiming he tracked the citibike, hope he's next

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 56 points 2 weeks ago

Based on how well executed this seems to be, I doubt the shooter used any traceable payments or anything, but time will tell.

[-] sempersigh@hexbear.net 50 points 2 weeks ago

Not only that but the shooting was at what like 6:45 am est? Dudes obviously not on the bike anymore and if they were confident enough with the metadata associated with the citibike they would have released his full name by now.

[-] engelsaxons@hexbear.net 41 points 2 weeks ago

well executed

janet-wink

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[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 80 points 1 week ago

and some people said the hitman didnt have a reason

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 48 points 1 week ago

jesus-christ

What the fuck is your function as insurance if you’re denying 1/3 of all claims you fucking pieces of shit.

[-] carpoftruth@hexbear.net 36 points 1 week ago

You're paying them to take your money

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[-] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 75 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] Monk3brain3@hexbear.net 68 points 2 weeks ago

Best news in a long time. Hopefully more of these parasite killers get offed

[-] SupFBI@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago
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[-] thelastaxolotl@hexbear.net 67 points 2 weeks ago

The dude was a profesional, 100% its was a hit on him

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 69 points 2 weeks ago

Either a pro or the dude was a vet, like a vet who saw actual combat. He's def used a gun before, I don't think some disgruntled rando could walk off that calmly after shooting a guy three times.

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 68 points 2 weeks ago

If it's a hitman I'm dying to know what for. This story has the potential to be soooo juicy. Please please please blow the lid off some major racketing shit ceos are in on.

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[-] coeliacmccarthy@hexbear.net 50 points 2 weeks ago

cleared that jam like a pro for sure

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 44 points 2 weeks ago

I think he was using a slide lock pistol, with a silencer that's the closest you can get to a quiet gun.

[-] AnneVolin@lemmy.ml 39 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Depends on caliber and propellant. The most quiet gun is a .22 slide lock with a silencer and subsonic ammo. Sounds almost like like a hammer punching through drywall.

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[-] Blottergrass@hexbear.net 61 points 1 week ago

I watched the video. I didn't see the murder, I saw self-defence.

[-] Red_Renewal_Cosmonaut@hexbear.net 58 points 2 weeks ago

this goes to show that you shouldn't do adventurism unless you are a professional

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 39 points 2 weeks ago

Bro used a suppressor. I'm kinda impressed ngl

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[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 47 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You can't just say this without linking the video.

https://youtu.be/sDH8CEspXfQ

Also looks like that pistol has a suppressor nice.

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 43 points 1 week ago

wow even the youtube comments arent mad this shithead got whacked

Death to America

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[-] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 46 points 2 weeks ago

where is the footage? i can't find it

[-] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 44 points 1 week ago

1 down, 4,999,999 ways to kill a CEO to go boots-riley

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 44 points 2 weeks ago

The CEO was into the mafia for 7 figures and they tried to blackmail him with his Sonic diaper porn fetish and that didn't work so they sent The Punisher.

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[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 44 points 1 week ago

Chuds already baking it lol

I like the concept of some scion of an ancient banking clan working as a OBGYN lol

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[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 42 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hard Disagree. Human lives have worth. This absolute lawlessness is heartwarming

[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 35 points 2 weeks ago

Well, yeah, it was very cold outside today

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