The richest man on earth is a 50-something racist chuunibyou. Capitalism truly is a perfect and rational system of meritocracy.
Using chuunibyou on him is probably more of an insult to those people than himself... he carries a delusion...
elon for $20 I can make you stop being you
What exactly is he doing from humanity, again?
If he hates it so much he should just nationalize his company
you don't want to be Elon Musk
You got that fucking right
There's an easy way to not be you, Mr. Musk 
This is why it’s okay for him to have 30 children with 20 different women. He must release his stress somewhere. It’s humanity’s only hope.
dealing with stress by offering a horse in exchange for a handjob
Just cash out and piss off.
What's being said? All I hear is extremely loud fapping in two different directions. 
You think I could hop into one of them and drive it away? I'd love to do — just drive the hell out of here, just get the hell out of this. I had such a good life. My life was great. 
okay, don't be. change your name. give your money away. stop being a freak.
It's genuinely that easy.
If only there was a way to lighten the weight on Elon’s shoulders
Whats with hexbear today , this is third elmo post in my feed 😰
the release of the biography has resulted in a lot of content
Put that antique flintlock to use, sport!
Trust me, you do not want to be Elon Musk. People are lining up all day long to suck his dick. Those balls are dry. He's shooting blanks. His hog is as raw and pink as a newborn rat. He begs for death, but death will not cum.
easy fix elon
Would've been way funnier if he forgot to switch accounts before posting
technology will save us
he contributes to the intellectual progress
I know a person for whom their scientific canon contributes to industry in a profound way. I promise you that it's not like trying to replace subways and putting tubes of Internet in people's heads. It's more like googling questions, teaching people, and convincing stubborn people that they're being unreasonably anti-intellectual
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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