I would like to clarify that my updoot of this post is not an endorsement of the meta nature of this post but rather because it was topical and gave me a sensible chuckle

[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 25 points 4 months ago

I would also like to clarify that my previous comment is a "bit".

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

fuck i need to log off

[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Biden ain't going to be alive in four years.

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That's what makes it funny

[–] EndMilkInCrisps@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

If he had actually died and they managed to Weekend at Bernie's him this election he probably would have won.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Shit i'da pulled the lever for him fer the one chance to vote for a good dem.

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

he can still win if we vote for him

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

But what about the other Biden?

[–] blight@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago

Jeb Biden, Jill’s new husband, heeds the call jeb

[–] blight@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

You underestimate the power of modern medicine for people who have money. Also he doesn’t have to sit the full 4 years, he just has to win.

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

They're gonna need to build a Golden Throne for Biden where they sacrifice thousands of Dem interns and volunteers daily to sustain him.

[+] Monstera@lemmy.ml 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

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[–] Yllych@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I understand the sentiment but this is a bit misanthropic

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Ya but they're already doin the blood ritual in gaza i say it's just bringin the game to the players

[–] Yllych@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I don't think the bulk of democrat volunteers are directly complicit in Gazan genocide, their bosses/party officials/bureaucrats/bourgeois donors are the ones with the hands on the levers.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I don't think the bulk of democrat volunteers are directly complicit in Gazan genocide.

Though i am in no way fit to judge others whom i do not know, i strongly disagree with this. "Just doin their jobs" doesn't hold no truck with me. If you knowingly continue to work for a killer you are explicitly consenting that your own basic human right to life is equally valid. That is to say, their claim to that right is only as strong as their commitment to that right.

At the very least it would be unfair to be surprised of that being a consequence of their lack of morality.

[–] Yllych@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I want to clear up that I am not absolving their efforts , I don't mean to absolve whatever effects democratic volunteers have on the Gazan genocide. However I think if you are talking people with direct culpability, there are much more useful targets than doorknockers or phonebankers. Media companies, arms manufacturers, AIPAC, Zionist lobbyists, democratic and Republican politicians and their major bankrollers are more accurate for a party to form a political target/program around.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'll say first i'm not really arguing just in case i seem aggressive towards you. I'm not in the greatest mood but it's not you or this subject at all.

Let's not forget this convo is stemmin from a joke an all, but that aside yes there are more important targets but they would hardly be sacrificed for his eternal reign now would they?

Context of joke being the govt starts killing its lowest level workers and (which isnt even far of from the truth), not which of these motherfuckers should face the wall first.

[–] Yllych@hexbear.net 0 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Yes you are right I wandered off the og comment a bit. I'm just sick of being surrounded by this monstrous society when I know that there's nothing fated or determined about how shitty it is ,and sometimes I feel insane knowing that two German guys 150 years ago proved mathematically both how shitty it is, and how it could be transformed utterly by the same people mired in the shit. And here we are still pushing that boulder up the mountain. But what else are we gonna do?

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I wrote a long-ass effort reply yesterday which just basically boiled down to agreeing with you but then hexbear are it and i got sad. Anyway

rat-salute

[–] Yllych@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

the thought counts rat-salute-2

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I don't think the bulk of ~~democrat~~ National Socialist volunteers are directly complicit in ~~Gazan genocide~~ the holocaust, their bosses/party officials/bureaucrats/bourgeois donors are the ones with the hands on the levers.

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

WTF I'm a Marxist-Leninist-Bidenist now? I'm a huge MLB fan, let's go mets!

[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Correct! Biden is the only candidate who can defeat trump

[–] propter_hog@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Only one who ever has

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

49: Medvedev

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago (1 children)

50: Andropov2.0

[–] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

52: Juan Guaido (as Emperor of the United States of Earth)

[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Musk

[–] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

jeb

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

trump-anguish whywhywhywhywhy hillgasm

[–] ped_xing@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

trump-anguish whywhywhywhywhy hillgasm back-to-me

[–] Sasuke@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago

trump-anguish whywhywhywhywhy hillgasm back-to-me hunter

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

He's just Biden his time

[–] AshenWolf@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

It ain't Joever yet!

[–] Poogona@hexbear.net 20 points 4 months ago

Honestly I'm gonna assume this is what's gonna happen

It would be by far the stupidest possible future, and that means it's most likely

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

lathe-of-heaven

Kamala fully becomes a republican, and then the next 4 terms are Kamala/Hillary after Biden's seconds term

[–] M68040@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Groundhog Day 2

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Off-topic but my adhd proclaims i must tell you: Did you know that the original script had the reason Murray was trapped in a time loop? An ex-girlfriends curse! Hahaha good thing they cut that

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago

Wow i didn't know that. Its really good they cut it, that would of sucked lol

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 14 points 4 months ago

Bronzer and Benzos on. Bronzer and Benzos off.

[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago

Ugh! Uuuuugh! Why did this hurt me? I'm already living it

[–] grandepequeno@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

If Trump doesn't run again in 2028 they don't need joe biden, who as we all know, is the only democrat to NEVER have lost an election to DJT

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

this but slap in a pic of the crypt keeper for Biden 2028

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Year of four presidents but it's just the same two guys swapping back and forth.

[–] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Actually Biden will be the 49th. He will be VP for AOC who gets shot by yamagami who has been released for good behaviour