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[-] angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com 4 points 5 hours ago

Some of these are valid to ban (the sex and manosphere ones) but others just seem like they're trying to ban slang.

[-] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Also why ban ligma? What if someone catches it and needs to talk about it.

If it's an language/literature class, maybe it would make sense to ban slang

[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 3 hours ago

Ban using slang in writing makes sense, but controlling how students can speak is just ridiculous.

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I agree. Thinking more about it, if you look at the board it shows hand written, a typo count. Which may indicate it is a typing class. Thereby they would be possibly teaching professional typing for a work environment.

So telling users not to talk about pop culture, use slang, emojis, and memes would make sense in that environment.

I personally prefer to use some, but knowing how not to and "knowing your audience" would depict when it is or is not appropriate. So teaching students to say type a professional email/cover letter/resume/response would make sense to ban such. 🤷 <Devils advocate I suppose. Sorry, been a rough week

[-] ampedwolfman@lemmy.world 6 points 7 hours ago

What the fuck is a Darius noise?

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I too wish to know.

I hope it's like kids mimicking Darius from league of legends, but I doubt that. Like irl emote spam, lol.

[-] King3d@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago

It’s code for no hootie and the blowfish

[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

That does not particularly clear anything up

[-] EnderMB@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago

Anime words/gestures

So, Japanese?

[-] Sabata11792@ani.social 2 points 7 hours ago

As a weeb, that teacher would have skinned me alive and wore my face.

[-] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 9 hours ago

Literally 1984

[-] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 hours ago

thank god I grew up when I did.

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 18 points 9 hours ago

Note the conspicuous lack of traditional swear words on this list.

If I were a kid in this class, I would've abused the hell out of that loophole. (And suffered the consequences, but finding and exploiting the technical ways to skirt a teacher's stupid rules was always worth it.)

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

~~ They're not banned unless they're written down ~~

why no memes, can they have old memes plez?

[-] UnhingedFridge@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

bofa not banned- your move teach

[-] Manzas 9 points 10 hours ago

I would like this in my school except 10 and 20 .But what the fuck is darius noises.

[-] nbyu@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 13 hours ago

Literally one thousand nine hundred and eighty four

[-] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 12 hours ago
[-] Two2Tango@lemmy.ca 8 points 9 hours ago
[-] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

1000, 900 & 80
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[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 42 points 16 hours ago

What are Darius noises? "They will regret opposing me"?

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Something about a wagon wheel.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 28 points 15 hours ago

"I do not tolerate cowardice"

NGL if I was a teacher, I might quote that if nobody raised their hand

[-] Hupf@feddit.org 5 points 10 hours ago

Teach, would you crank up the thermostat a notch?

[-] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Ruth is out on Front Street

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 4 points 10 hours ago

That’s clearly not geography class. Or else the student wouldn’t be able to answer in what state is Cincinnati?

[-] Geobloke@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

There is no risk of that, because no one cares about ohio or Cincinnati. It is the most vanilla of room temperature things this world has on offer

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