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[-] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 17 points 4 hours ago

What are Darius noises? "They will regret opposing me"?

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago

"I do not tolerate cowardice"

NGL if I was a teacher, I might quote that if nobody raised their hand

[-] Lila_Uraraka@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 4 hours ago

Low taper fade is literally just a hair style 🤣

But what if Ninja got a low taper fade...

[-] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 hours ago

At least they haven’t banned omega

[-] Cheems@lemmy.world 18 points 7 hours ago

What the sigma is going on here

[-] Biggles@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 7 hours ago
[-] Cheems@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago

Chat this Diddy rizz ain't gooning me today

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 hours ago

I love skibidibi. It just sounds neat.

[-] Godric@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

You skibidi toilet, you!

[-] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 38 points 9 hours ago

That's a dope list, no cap.

[-] odium@programming.dev 19 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

yeah, it's high key bussin. teach really cooked on this list.

[-] piconaut@sh.itjust.works 24 points 8 hours ago

Alpha Beta

Well, I guess now we're not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago

or radioactive decay

Gamma and neutron emission are still allowed

[-] fireweed@lemmy.world 14 points 8 hours ago

Which one is the "cardiac arrest meme"?

[-] Shizrak@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Probably "call an ambulance... But not for me"

[-] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 67 points 11 hours ago

Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different

[-] lnxtx@feddit.nl 64 points 11 hours ago
[-] FrankenSpinach@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago
[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 hours ago

What about Darius? Teacher doesn't want anything outta him at all

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 78 points 12 hours ago
  1. Cold in here

Those poor kids

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 29 points 11 hours ago

I was doubting if I'm too old to get the reference, or if it's a legit complaint from the kids.

Also, what's wrong with "chat"?

[-] TurboMars3@lemmy.world 90 points 11 hours ago

Some kids talk to an imaginary stream chat like a streamer would.

Ex.- "Chat, is this real?" Or "Can you believe this, chat?"

[-] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 hours ago

Learning English from celebrities doing their job rather than from normal people isamn interesting trend.

[-] LotzaSpaghetti@sh.itjust.works 36 points 11 hours ago

Probably phrased something like how a streamer might speak, “chat, are we ____?” which I could imagine getting old 2.5 milliseconds after the class starts saying it on repeat.

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[-] dgmib@lemmy.world 8 points 8 hours ago

As a Gen-X’er I read this and started wondering what “Gyatt” means…. As an (ex-)redditor I know not to ask.

[-] echolalia@lemmy.ml 18 points 5 hours ago

It is a reference to the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade. Gen alpha is very interested in the history of international trade and the rise of the global market economy.

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 5 hours ago

Not gun in Korean, as per Johnny Gatt?

[-] TassieTosser@aussie.zone 0 points 3 hours ago

It's what the kids are using in place of "God damn" when referring to something impressive.

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[-] Erasmus@lemmy.world 38 points 11 hours ago
  1. Tweaking (Emma only) 😂

Lemma guess, Emma uses ‘Tweaking’ every other sentence?

[-] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 hours ago

Tweaking once was chemsex when it wasn't experiming with the fine-tuning of your amateur radio array.

Now its erratic behavior like someone on stimulants trying to fine tune their radio array to pick up alien chatter.

[-] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 hours ago

Tweaking has been plain meth use for a loooooooooong time, not sure what the kids mean by it now

[-] Wolf314159@startrek.website 8 points 8 hours ago

"Low taper fade"?

[-] Seraph@fedia.io 21 points 11 hours ago
[-] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 14 points 11 hours ago
[-] Maven@lemmy.zip 30 points 11 hours ago
[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 6 points 8 hours ago

but the only couches are in the teachers lounge

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