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Well, I mean more even weird than you already think I am.
That's just you
Only if I get to choose what private property it smashes.
I am a giant to you, owl. Watch your property.
Yes
This is one of the more normal dirt owl posts.
Real question is, who you playing as?
Lizzie for life!
I was always a Ralph guy myself
It's more of an "I cast meteor shower" fantasy but the spirit is the same
I'd prefer to be a phantom. Visiting billionaires and the ruling class in their sleep. Reaching into their chests to grasp their hearts, squeezing until the heart is mush.
That's fear. That's something they can't hide from or use force against.
Yes and yes 
I yearn to be the largest of nephews.
All the fucking time. I just want to be huge and go fucking apeshit.
Nah. I just want to be a cat.
Everyday I wake up and have to live with the fact I’m a not an abhorrent grotesque leviathan with the capability to destroy the world. Shit sucks so much.
Is this not a common thing?
Because I've wanted to do this for, like, ever
i would rather be in command of a bunch of robots/nanobot swarms while ensconced safely inside of a Cool Mecha, but basically the same thing in principle
The megazoid style robot is a timeless classic . Nanobot swarm is a bit too flashy and Hollywood for my tastes.
You're bigger than something. Go stomp around the nearest city
Literally every single day
Stranger things spoilers
spoiler
would have been so much cooler if this was the big bad Elder God instead of a human personification of eeeeevil communism
I'm more of a Reality Warper, but it definitely manifests this energy sometimes.
God I wish I had a writhing mass of tentacles for legs
For what it's worth at one year of solid weight training you can do this for most things you encounter. At like five years you can probably actually do this. I dunno. I never manage to stay consistent for that long. Last time I was good about lifting consistently I was able to rip appart a bit of house doing some renovation work and I had to try not to giggle as I bench pressed a kitchen sink out of it's fitting.
How many years before I can shoot lasers out of my mouth
A year but it has to be a specific kind of gym. A clown college is your best bet
Yeah I wish I could throw every fucking billionaire yacht onto the moon.
My power fantasies are mostly banal
I'm like Godzilla but the power of friendship parts and less Evangelion style horror of Shin Gojira.
i thought that was basically the whole point of playing simcity
Omg you used to summon the giant monster on purpose too?!
I seriously think about this all the time
I've often fantasized about turning into some kind of avenging seraphim and blasting Washington DC with beams of heavenly retribution.