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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago
[-] odium@programming.dev 15 points 2 days ago

my mouth waters immensely whenever I see a pickle. Knowing the wet, briny, tangy girth of that green monstrosity of a cucumber, I can't help but want it inside my every hole. The ear pleasing crunch, the juices seeping from each pore, grotesquely jutting out of the misshapen bumps along each side, pleasuring my mind, mouth, and soul just by holding it's slimy outside after being bathed and drenched in vinegar mixes, it is finished. I crave more pickles.

[-] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 2 days ago

I bet you relish the thought of more pickles

[-] luce@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Actual sorcery

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

are you ok? it seems all the comments in this post are just you talking to yourself

[-] odium@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[-] odium@programming.dev 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I did a deep dive into the lemmy code to understand how the algorithms work. I then calculated the perfect timing to post the images to make them the right distance apart^1^.

~1. Currently only guaranteed to work when sorting by new. Still calculating the post timing for sorting by the other methods.~

[-] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

It worked for me, sorting by Top.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago
[-] odium@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I have actually gotten an offer from the military industrial complex which needed security clearance before, but I chose not to accept it for my conscience.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago
[-] SuperApples@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Worked on Top 12 hours, 6 hours in! I crave pickle! Will comment on other post too, for balance.

[-] isildun@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Working on Top Day after 18 hours. The raw power of a bunch of pickles cannot be matched.

[-] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 1 day ago

After 16 minutes, there are 2 posts between the pickles :(

[-] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago

First of all you're insane, secondly I love you

[-] odium@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

awww thx, i love you too <3

[-] RDAM_Whiskers@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

This one gave me a good chuckle.

[-] Scolding7300@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[-] odium@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago

It's working on all hot too

[-] odium@programming.dev 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Adding some comments here to balance the number of comments on the other post so it's closer together on scaled and hot sorting methods too.

it worked on active!

[-] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

It was 2 away in top 12hours. Im not upvoting the posts inbetween to help!

[-] odium@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Thank you for your service

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

Top 6 WinRAR

[-] odium@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Pickles are a witch's cucumber.

[-] Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 points 2 days ago

There was a cute cat in between

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