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[–] odium@programming.dev 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

my mouth waters immensely whenever I see a pickle. Knowing the wet, briny, tangy girth of that green monstrosity of a cucumber, I can't help but want it inside my every hole. The ear pleasing crunch, the juices seeping from each pore, grotesquely jutting out of the misshapen bumps along each side, pleasuring my mind, mouth, and soul just by holding it's slimy outside after being bathed and drenched in vinegar mixes, it is finished. I crave more pickles.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

I bet you relish the thought of more pickles

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

are you ok? it seems all the comments in this post are just you talking to yourself

[–] TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] odium@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

username checks out

[–] odium@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] odium@programming.dev 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I did a deep dive into the lemmy code to understand how the algorithms work. I then calculated the perfect timing to post the images to make them the right distance apart^1^.

~1. Currently only guaranteed to work when sorting by new. Still calculating the post timing for sorting by the other methods.~

[–] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

It worked for me, sorting by Top.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] odium@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I have actually gotten an offer from the military industrial complex which needed security clearance before, but I chose not to accept it for my conscience.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago
[–] odium@programming.dev 8 points 2 years ago

It's working on all hot too

[–] Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

First of all you're insane, secondly I love you

[–] odium@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

awww thx, i love you too <3

[–] odium@programming.dev 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Adding some comments here to balance the number of comments on the other post so it's closer together on scaled and hot sorting methods too.

[–] SuperApples@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Worked on Top 12 hours, 6 hours in! I crave pickle! Will comment on other post too, for balance.

[–] isildun@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Working on Top Day after 18 hours. The raw power of a bunch of pickles cannot be matched.

[–] RandomVideos@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

After 16 minutes, there are 2 posts between the pickles :(

[–] RDAM_Whiskers@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

This one gave me a good chuckle.

it worked on active!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago
[–] luce@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Actual sorcery

[–] odium@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked; If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

[–] ChilledPeppers@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It was 2 away in top 12hours. Im not upvoting the posts inbetween to help!

[–] odium@programming.dev 2 points 2 years ago

Thank you for your service

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] odium@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

the rule doesn't lie

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Top 6 WinRAR

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 points 2 years ago

There was a cute cat in between

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Pickles are a witch's cucumber.