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[-] Parzivus@hexbear.net 58 points 1 year ago

jesus-cleanse If your dick causes you to sin, cut it off, but don't post about it online you little freak

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 1 year ago

hey no kink shaming!

[-] Finger@hexbear.net 53 points 1 year ago

put your dick away walter

[-] GaveUp@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago
[-] Jenniferr@hexbear.net 45 points 1 year ago

Hahaha should I like cut my balls off lol and then like maybe take estrogen haha so that I don't feel attracted to women lmao that would be so crazy I wonder if it would work 😳

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 36 points 1 year ago

Worlds easiest “yes” vote

[-] Jenniferr@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago
[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

I would simply keep my nuts and convert to communism

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago
[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

This guy is literally the villain from Hunchback of Notre Dame

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago
[-] Commiejones@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Can we not call them tradcaths?

I find it offensive to my sense of badassery. Tradcath sounds way too fucking cool to be short form for traditional Catholic. So much so Im confused almost every time I see it. I think "Tradcath? whats that? sounds fucking badass! oh wait that's right fucking god bothering pedos."

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Could I call them 40k LARPers? Most of the ones I know got started there.

[-] Grimble@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

so almost a 50/50 split between ASPD 40K nerds and Cluster-B listeners of trash NYC podcasts. They're perfect for each other.

[-] Florist@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago

What the fuck? Isn't it his religious duty to have a family or something?

[-] usernamesaredifficul@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

no Christians are allowed to not have families

[-] Facky@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Christians are supposed to strive to be celibate. Marriage is for those to weak to remained celibate.

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

totally recommend it

[-] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 24 points 1 year ago

dude go on fetlife, there are people there who will do unspeakable things to your junk that's way more destructive than just removing it

[-] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

but they have standards too

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 23 points 1 year ago

I think at the point where you think about castration due to being an incel that kind of tips the scale into actual mental illness

[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago

Cutting off his balls ain't gonna fix the thing that's an actual problem here. Perhaps a lobotomy or euthanasia instead?

[-] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

hey, at least his balls would be free of his head. that's gotta be something.

[-] Bobson_Dugnutt@hexbear.net 16 points 1 year ago
[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He has piercing eyes, damn

[-] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Christian Western Civilization's... religious achievements

What did he mean by this... levels of schism not seen in any other religion? Corruption in clergy that literally coalesces into a major state actor for several centuries?

[-] xXthrowawayXx@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

Shame on all the people voting no!

[-] Facky@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure the Bible says that men who aren't "intact" don't go to heaven.

that's forbiding eunuchs from temporal high office. Basically banning the practice of using eunuchs as civil service

Ignatius J Reilly IRL

this post was submitted on 19 Sep 2023
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