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Anon remembers 7th grade (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 62 points 6 days ago

In middle school I had a friend who would get nosebleeds fairly often. I don't remember exactly why nor how, but we somehow got into an argument with this really religious kid who was a little shit. So like the next day he felt a nosebleed coming and ran over to the kid and said "Hail Satan" and exhaled hard to make a ton of blood come out. Well the kid fainted and my friend got detention for the day

[-] dditty@lemm.ee 16 points 6 days ago

That's amazing 🤣

[-] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago

Uh huh sure

[-] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 2 points 5 days ago

Could they have stolen the story? Yes. But they could have equally had a similar experience, it's not that implausible. I've known people that have nose bleeds like that, it's not some incredibly rare condition, and saying hail Satan is the kind of thing tons of edgy kids/teens would do.

Things can happen more than once.

[-] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

*Student shows signs of severe depression*

*gets suspended from school*

Even if it was a joke, this is some "Tell me you're from the US without telling me you're from the US" type shit

[-] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 2 points 5 days ago

It was the

during choir

WTF

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 0 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The showing signs of depression was part of the prank (and all you can get from this greentext is he shouted "I can't take it anymore" before cracking his neck). Getting suspended after learning it was a joke and he was not really in danger seems fairly logical here. You don't joke about that shit and it was also extremely disruptive to class.

[-] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 0 points 3 days ago

The slay rates of children in education houses is not the problem, the... Jokes? Are.. . Ye. Ye ye ye. Congrats on your country that works for you. Yewow. Great. Yes. It's that. It's that this guy made a joke and wow ye it works so great to have hyper capitalism as a god and ruler it works so great

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

You seem to be confusing a totally different issue for the situation in the post here. Do you genuinely think a kid pranking a suicide that disrupts the class doesn't deserve punishment because other kids completely removed from this particular scenario might actually be depressed and suicidal? Because that's asinine.

[-] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 0 points 3 days ago

Then I am that. I think the slaying of the children due to their extreme hate environment is problematic

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 35 points 6 days ago

Ah, the fear of consequences after a good prank at school. I drew a dick on a whiteboard once, also in seventh grade.

[-] radix@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago

That's going to go on your Permanent Record!!

[-] Pyro@programming.dev 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Never gonna live it down now @Sanctus

[-] metaStatic@kbin.earth 9 points 6 days ago

Ah, you got the stink lines and everything

[-] M137@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Would be funnier if he accidentally made himself quadriplegic and was just lying there in terror as everyone else was laughing and it took a good while before someone realised.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago

Idk if we agree on what 'funnier' means.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works -1 points 5 days ago

Well, it's fake either way, might as well chuckle at some black humor.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

And he was still suspended

[-] don@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago

Reminds me of the British comedian who had a heart attack on stage and died, while the audience laughed, thinking it was all just an act. Cant remember his name, but at least he died doing what he loved.

[-] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 5 days ago

Tommy Cooper. A bit old school these days but a really funny guy. He specialised in doing magic tricks really badly, so when he died people really thought it was part of the show.

Here's a classis Spoon jar jar spoon.

[-] don@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

Yep, that’s him!

[-] WILSOOON@programming.dev 4 points 5 days ago

God that i hilariozs, i tried to to a similar thing in the final exam but my crack juices weren't flowing sadly

[-] AsudoxDev@programming.dev 2 points 5 days ago

"runs out the door"

why? why would people run out the door at someone commiting suicide?

[-] noli@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

Maybe to go find someone with medical training who can potentially help?

[-] pinkystew@reddthat.com 1 points 5 days ago

sounds like fiction. it's just missing "he thought to himself,"

this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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