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Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works

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Anon remembers 7th grade (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] M137@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Would be funnier if he accidentally made himself quadriplegic and was just lying there in terror as everyone else was laughing and it took a good while before someone realised.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Idk if we agree on what 'funnier' means.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works -1 points 10 months ago

Well, it's fake either way, might as well chuckle at some black humor.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

And he was still suspended

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the British comedian who had a heart attack on stage and died, while the audience laughed, thinking it was all just an act. Cant remember his name, but at least he died doing what he loved.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Tommy Cooper. A bit old school these days but a really funny guy. He specialised in doing magic tricks really badly, so when he died people really thought it was part of the show.

Here's a classis Spoon jar jar spoon.

[–] don@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Yep, that’s him!