Fall deeply, and completely in love

Not another one knight stand!

A duel it is then. Finishes last of my wine

I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT

Take her to a knightclub

Wife

Yep, she's a keeper.

NI!

If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it
If ya liked it then ya shoulda put ring mail on it

Edit: before any nerds weigh in, I know that's not ring mail.

"Glad to see you brought protection." 😈

Girl, you're dressed to slay tonight.

As a gentleman, I'd offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.

"I'm glad you brought protection"

Why didn't you tell me so I could have worn something that matched?

what i'm told

It greaves me to say it, but I'd pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.

We take Jerusalem!

Marry her?

Become the damsel in distress naturally (I'm a 6'2 bearded man)

Demand a shrubbery.

Help her save France from the English.

DEUS VULT

What makes you think I'm not already similarly equipped?

(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don't have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There's a project for the weekend...)

Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.

Let her conquer me.

CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!!!!!!!!!

If you want to horse around, I think I have two coconuts in the trunk.

Marry her.

Take her to paladinner and a movie?

(Sorry.)

You’ve got mail!

beg her to marry me

WD40