Whoppers never make it to the bowl on my house. They're too good.
What are whoppers?
Thin chocolate coating on the outside, crunchy malted milk on the inside that will sort of melt in your mouth if you can resist chewing it. They are delicious and used to always come in a paper carton.
Stock cubes
Joke's on you, I loved munching on those as a kid, they're basically savory candy!
Well to be fair i did tried once but noped out.
Some of that is amazing.
If you ever see a Pantteri Mix bag, pick one up.
Some or most salty licorice is pretty shit tho imo
If you're reading this and have never tried this, get some, it's a religious experience. You might find god. God might be a very sick cat.
I leik whoppers
I leik em too.
Whoppers are good but the risk of getting a bad one is not worth it. Ech
Airheads.
They taste like I imagine flavored window caulking would.
How about circus peanuts?
The first bite of circus peanuts tastes to me like an alien artificial intelligence had to create a sugary treat and only had petroleum by-products to make it with.
The second bite tastes like accepting your fate.
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This is correct
Bouillon Cubes
Whoppers are 95% great. It's that gross 5% that really makes me savor the rest.
Are you taking about those weird chewy ones? Because those are my favorites.
I found my people here.
Yea, the periodic weird one really makes it an exciting gamble.
Toxic Waste
This is so wrong! Love sucking on them Whoppers
Did you mean to imply fellatio?
Frick no!
But for real though, I suck on the whoppers and let the malt center dissolve. Only downside is sometimes it makes the roof of your mouth rawπ
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WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS SLANDER
What you do is you let them dissolve in your mouth, do that and they turn into at least an A tier candy trust
How about those stale tar-like hard candies.
Molasses candy
thumb drives full of maoist literature
Peets marshmallows from easter
Just Almond Joys and Mounds.
Jell-O cubes. Unpackaged.
Lavender candy
Professionally wrapped chocolate covered brussel sprouts.
Candy 
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Lol, you're something else, candy corn?? That stuff is vile.
The worst I can say about dots is they're just sugar, albeit glued to paper.
Will you come organize my candy bowl this year? π
In the US, dots are hard gumdrops.
Also, if your candy corn sucks, it's because it's not Brach's.
In the US dots can also refer to candy buttons as well as the gross gumdrops
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