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The chemicals maybe, I don't know which ones. I'm not a poop or perm expert.

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[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Perms and hair removal products both contain chemicals that smell like sulfur, often described as "like rotten eggs" (my experience with rotten eggs is miniscule so I can't confirm). Cruciferous vegetables contain sulfur, as do eggs of course. Thinking back on what you ate, remember it could be more than 24 hours ago, or it could be gas from tonight getting ahead of the poop.

Some diseases can also make poop smell different so it's worth trying to come up with a more accurate description before searching the Internet. Also take into account how you feel in general.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago

Now we're shitposting

[–] solidgrue@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

N... No?
No.
No, I'm pretty sure I haven't.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I worked at a paper mill shutdown one time. I ended up sleeping in my truck for four days in the parking lot because all the local places were full. It was a short shutdown so I took the first layoff and drove to a the next job. After I got a shower and something to eat my first shit smelled like a paper mill. The prompts that take me back to the 'good old days'.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Paper Mill Shit should be a Yankee Candle.

[–] tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

I've had poops that smelled bad enough to give perms to anyone in range. Does that count?

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Yes. But only after eating cut hair with perm chemicals.

[–] Plum@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Sometimes my dog takes a shit that smells exactly like Nair.

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now that you mention it, I did have some kibble last night...

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Just kibble? Who eats JUST kibble, but not the bits??? That's like eating lucky charms without the marshmellows.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 years ago

I picked the wrong week to stop huffing hairspray.

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

i've been to a hair salon that smelled like shit, does that count?

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

I've noticed that it sometimes smells like epoxy glue. I wonder if we're thinking of the same scent.

[–] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Search ammonia and sulfur smells in bowel movements, and see if any typical causes match your current dietary habits or medical status/medications including supplements. If they don't, see a doctor, then get to a gastroenterologist, if you can. Maybe just do that, anyway. Regular checks, and digestive health are extremely important, regardless of weird poo and especially because of weird poo, no matter how uncomfortable, it's more comfortable than the alternative. Source: life of intense health problems. Get your butthole checked. We believe in you.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Stop drinking formaldehyde