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[-] blibla@slrpnk.net 1 points 11 minutes ago

i love how photoshoped this looks to me

[-] Chev@lemmy.world 3 points 54 minutes ago

No way he would ask for your consent.

[-] LengAwaits@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago

Very nice work. You beat me to the punch, but I'ma ride your coat-tails and post my version here anyway!

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 39 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

What a terrible choice for a photo op.

If (hopefully) he loses, this image would still be out there, perfect for meme material.

[-] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 hours ago

Where he'll work after losing to pay off legal debts.

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 6 hours ago

Image pulling up and not knowing he was going to do this.

[-] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 22 points 6 hours ago

It was closed for the stunt

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the secret service allowed him to serve the general public?

I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:

  • car bomb.
  • sawed off shotgun
  • normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
  • any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
  • chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
  • special mention to Novichok
  • biologic (similar delivery.)
  • nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)

This is all in addition to the risk that trump causes a grease fire (too bad it didn’t happen….)

[-] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Please stop, I can only get so erect

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

We don’t need any dead martyrs.

Which is why I want him to pop an aneurysm or something, in the middle of a hate fueled rally.

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 6 hours ago

He still worked hard there then the White house. I say hire him McDonald's. He can be the new Ronald.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

too orange, he'd be a better Mayor McCheese...if it wasn't for all the corruption.

bitch is so corrupt he shouldn't even hold a make-believe position in a make-believe world.

he's so unemployable that even The Hamburgler wouldn't hire him.

just to make it clear, that orange corrupt unemployable bitch is so untrustworthy he has to stay at least 1000ft away from the fry kids school out of fear that he'll "grab em by the frybox".

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

McD's doesn't hire convicted felons.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Yes they do.

They absolutely do.

They would have extreme difficulty staffing without felons.

[-] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 36 points 9 hours ago

Imagine pulling up to McDonald’s after a shitty day at work and this asshole is working the window?

If you hand him cash or card, he’ll steal it and say the immigrants took your money and to ask Kamala why they keep letting this happen. By the time you get your meal, Trump would’ve taken a bite out of your burger and left poop smears inside the bag.

[-] FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago

Well this is why they closed the restaurant first and only sent a few of his fanatics through the drive through line.

[-] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

It was also well rehearsed and specific persons installed to be customers. They didn’t want another repeat of JD Vance ordering donuts while trying to pretend he was a regular guy who could relate to people instead of couches.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago

I would throw a milkshake at him

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 7 hours ago

Yes... Made with milk. From my glove compartment.

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 59 points 10 hours ago

There's no way he’s good enough to work drive through. Put him on bathroom duty.

[-] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 26 points 10 hours ago

So THAT is why some of the McDonald’s bathrooms are so disgusting.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Not my McDonald's. The worst it's ever been was like 2 weeks after I started and some tweaker literally blasted liquid shit all over the fucking walls in the handicap stall. I asked for a week off after that and they gave it to me despite not actually going past the probation period where you can start accruing PTO.

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[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

He can't even change his own diaper.

[-] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 6 points 9 hours ago

He would probably hide sensitive government docs in there.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Donald Trump: Flushing America down the shitter, one classified document at a time!

[-] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago

I feel like I got 10 years younger seeing this Facebook-tier image on Lemmy of all places, lol.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 19 points 10 hours ago

It's nice he shows up to work already dressed as a clown.

[-] OR3X@lemm.ee 16 points 10 hours ago

This mf can't even wear an apron correctly.

[-] Boozilla@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

It has that facemask under the nose look going doesn't it.

[-] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 2 points 8 hours ago

I mean it's covering his bitch tits; it's not his fault they sit so low.

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 17 points 11 hours ago
[-] Stiffneckedppl@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

I'm honored.

[-] ChocoboRocket@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago

Service with a Scowl

[-] lettruthout@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

Inaccurate. With Trump you can always count on getting lies.

[-] Voyajer@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago

So many memeable pictures from this stunt

[-] illi@lemm.ee 7 points 9 hours ago

Wait, this is a real picture?

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 hours ago

This is a real picture released by his own press team

[-] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 5 points 10 hours ago
[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago

If trump is the thing that finally kills McDonald's after everything... You know what I'll take it.

[-] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago
[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 7 points 10 hours ago

Hey, we can't like unsee that, you know!? :-P

[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 2 points 9 hours ago

Do lies go with that shake?

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