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[-] LengAwaits@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

Very nice work. You beat me to the punch, but I'ma ride your coat-tails and post my version here anyway!

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 3 hours ago

Image pulling up and not knowing he was going to do this.

[-] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago

It was closed for the stunt

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 56 minutes ago

Can you imagine how embarrassing it would be if the secret service allowed him to serve the general public?

I mean, just off the top of my head ways that could go wrong:

  • car bomb.
  • sawed off shotgun
  • normal shotgun in grandma’s minivan
  • any assortment of pistols, including grampa’s .45 snubby.
  • chemical attack (acid. Base. In a mug. Or weed spraying jug.)
  • special mention to Novichok
  • biologic (similar delivery.)
  • nuclear. (Special mention to Russian polonium.)

This is all in addition to the risk that trump causes a grease fire (too bad it didn’t happen….)

[-] Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 1 points 10 minutes ago

Please stop, I can only get so erect

[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 hours ago

He still worked hard there then the White house. I say hire him McDonald's. He can be the new Ronald.

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

too orange, he'd be a better Mayor McCheese...if it wasn't for all the corruption.

bitch is so corrupt he shouldn't even hold a make-believe position in a make-believe world.

he's so unemployable that even The Hamburgler wouldn't hire him.

just to make it clear, that orange corrupt unemployable bitch is so untrustworthy he has to stay at least 1000ft away from the fry kids school out of fear that he'll "grab em by the frybox".

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

McD's doesn't hire convicted felons.

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 16 minutes ago

Yes they do.

They absolutely do.

They would have extreme difficulty staffing without felons.

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 31 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

What a terrible choice for a photo op.

If (hopefully) he loses, this image would still be out there, perfect for meme material.

[-] eugenevdebs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Where he'll work after losing to pay off legal debts.

[-] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 31 points 7 hours ago

Imagine pulling up to McDonald’s after a shitty day at work and this asshole is working the window?

If you hand him cash or card, he’ll steal it and say the immigrants took your money and to ask Kamala why they keep letting this happen. By the time you get your meal, Trump would’ve taken a bite out of your burger and left poop smears inside the bag.

[-] FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago

Well this is why they closed the restaurant first and only sent a few of his fanatics through the drive through line.

[-] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

It was also well rehearsed and specific persons installed to be customers. They didn’t want another repeat of JD Vance ordering donuts while trying to pretend he was a regular guy who could relate to people instead of couches.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

I would throw a milkshake at him

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 5 hours ago

Yes... Made with milk. From my glove compartment.

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[-] damnedfurry@lemmy.world 15 points 6 hours ago

I feel like I got 10 years younger seeing this Facebook-tier image on Lemmy of all places, lol.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 50 points 8 hours ago

There's no way he’s good enough to work drive through. Put him on bathroom duty.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

He can't even change his own diaper.

[-] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 21 points 8 hours ago

So THAT is why some of the McDonald’s bathrooms are so disgusting.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Not my McDonald's. The worst it's ever been was like 2 weeks after I started and some tweaker literally blasted liquid shit all over the fucking walls in the handicap stall. I asked for a week off after that and they gave it to me despite not actually going past the probation period where you can start accruing PTO.

[-] Somerefriedbeans@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 hours ago

A similar thing happened to me years ago while working a graveyard shift at a gas station. Somebody came in late at night and projectile shit all over the top of the toilet and the wall behind it. Never seen anything like it in my life. Your description was perfect tbh haha.. But anyways.. Yeah I didn't clean that shit. I left it for the next person coming in.. Pretended like I never noticed it. I felt bad for whoever cleaned it but my minimum wage making ass wasn't about to clean up liquid shit that was sprayed all over a wall

[-] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

I always thought there was supposed to be some kind of PPE or cleanup team that has to do that. Thankfully never had it at any of my old retail jobs but one of my friends said at their grocery store they basically just had a high powered hose they blasted everything down with then went after with sanitizer

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

That is kinda how we do it. Everything is tile and there are drains in the floor so we just spray everything down with sanitizer+hot water and then mop up the excess to also get the floors. That's why everything is always moist.

Having a hose would make it faster, tho...

[-] orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts 5 points 7 hours ago

He would probably hide sensitive government docs in there.

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Donald Trump: Flushing America down the shitter, one classified document at a time!

[-] OR3X@lemm.ee 16 points 7 hours ago

This mf can't even wear an apron correctly.

[-] Boozilla@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

It has that facemask under the nose look going doesn't it.

[-] Aviandelight@mander.xyz 2 points 5 hours ago

I mean it's covering his bitch tits; it's not his fault they sit so low.

[-] Blackout@fedia.io 18 points 8 hours ago

It's nice he shows up to work already dressed as a clown.

[-] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 17 points 8 hours ago
[-] Stiffneckedppl@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

I'm honored.

[-] lettruthout@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago

Inaccurate. With Trump you can always count on getting lies.

[-] ChocoboRocket@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago

Service with a Scowl

[-] Voyajer@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

So many memeable pictures from this stunt

[-] illi@lemm.ee 7 points 6 hours ago

Wait, this is a real picture?

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago

This is a real picture released by his own press team

[-] kindenough@kbin.earth 2 points 6 hours ago

Do lies go with that shake?

Original timeline version

[-] JimmyBigSausage@lemm.ee 5 points 8 hours ago
[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 9 points 7 hours ago

If trump is the thing that finally kills McDonald's after everything... You know what I'll take it.

[-] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago
[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 7 points 8 hours ago

Hey, we can't like unsee that, you know!? :-P

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 8 hours ago

I'm not sure how I feel about this. However this would make for a funny PR stunt. Imagine showing up to McDonalds and you see Trump or Obama

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 16 points 8 hours ago

It's not funny and it was a PR stunt. He "worked" at McDonald's over the weekend.

[-] r_13@lemmy.world 19 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I read that they closed the store for the stunt. So it was all charade. The photos of him serving food to a customer walking up to the drive thru window when the site was closed for business are even more laughable in that context.

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[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago

This actually happened yesterday.

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[-] anzo@programming.dev 1 points 6 hours ago

No thanks. I will just hear what I want, and thats enough.

Hmm, wait. Perhaps some music? ;)

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 0 points 4 hours ago

I blocked "Trump" and even "Donald" (upper and lowercase) on here, and I still have to see this shit?

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