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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 58 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dragon@lemmy.ml 46 points 1 year ago (1 children)

From the comments I think people aren't getting the joke that the left is a female character and the right is a male character.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

If you don’t get the joke you are the joke.

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

But she's usually wearing tights and a skirt?!?!

[–] ziggurat@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Zelda IS the boy!

[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Zelda is the boy.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] UNY0N@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Zelda is the boy.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 30 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It upsets me that the sexy gerudo outfit isn't in TOTK.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nintendo was afraid of what they created.

Afraid and confused.

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bullshit. Someone knew exactly what they were doing.

But was it John Nintendo???

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

You can still dress as Zelda from OOT

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago

I see what you did there.

[–] HamsterRage@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

Isn't the one on the left Samus from Metroid?

A female character!

[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 119 points 1 year ago

That's the joke.

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 118 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The one to the left is John Metroid from the popular video game franchise Metroid. The one to the right is Zelda from Zelda: Breath of the Wild.

[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Killin me with John Metroid

[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He’s just taking the piss. It’s Samuel Aran, first Prime of House Metroid

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

His name is Met Roid. That's why the game is called Metroid.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Metroid is the name of the princess

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Super Peach Bros

[–] DillyDoobie@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

I loved the crossover game when he teamed up with John Halo to fight the Covenant.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 17 points 1 year ago

I think Metroid is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills space pirates and doesn’t afraid of anything.

[–] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 year ago

The one on the right is link...a make character. I think your on to something

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

And the one on the right is Link, a male.

You've got it! The joke!

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

C'est ça qui est drôle! And the one on the right is Link wearing women's clothing from Breath of the Wild. He has to pretend to be a woman to sneak into a desert town where men are prohibited. Cross-dressing is a critical part of the story, and you keep the outfit to wear in battle if you like. You can also flirt with a guy and he'll give you his boots.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can flirt? I'd argue one must flirt, lest one be cursed to trudge through sand and snow.

Unless one happens to know the windbomb, in which case... BOOM stares off into the distance ...was nice talking with ya.

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm a completionist, so I always do everything possible in game. Strictly speaking, you only must get the sail, and you can head straight to Ganon if you're feeling mighty.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

The image of low power Link charging in and beating Gannon has me remembering that streamer that made it like ~~90~~ 95 hours into the game before triggering the tutorial of Breath of the Wild

https://youtu.be/q1VhYzxC1KA

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm skeptical she managed to beat three of the four beasts without stumbling upon backflips, side hops, or charged attacks.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Fair enough, may have been staged, I've never played the game. Last Zelda game I played was Majora's Mask

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 year ago

I am far from mighty. If anything, I am straight up bad at combat. On my first master mode playthrough I did duck into the castle to get the shield, but afterwards went right back to do/find all the things mode.

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 11 points 1 year ago

And the right is Zelda 🫠

[–] yamanii@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like how the thong in dragon's dogma 2 is equal to both, and it has a pretty high defense so the game really wants you to wear it at the start where everything kills you easily.

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

that thong got so mich mileage in my playthrough...

[–] 42yeah@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

Waaait a minute…

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 9 points 1 year ago

I've always been fond of the fusion suit...

I'm not sure what gender a Metroid is, but considering that suit is made from one, I always thought there's probably some kinda freaky tentacle parasite thing going on in there.

According to Tumblr back in the day, I'm 120% correct.

We need more cute boys in video games >:3

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Don't underestimate the power of distraction

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago
[–] sag@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

W H O O O O O O S S SS H H H H

[–] Steak@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 year ago

Baha hahahaha