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[-] context@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago

yeah but scribing your code onto the tablets before feeding them into the computer to compile is a huge pain in the ass

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 38 points 1 week ago

I assure you, punch-stone programming will outlast us all

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago

We need to start recording more stuff on punched gold plates.

[-] context@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

it's more expensive but has the advantage of being less likely to break when you're carting a wheelbarrow full of the code for your graduate thesis across the ziggurat at eridu and you stumble and they all spill out and fall down an entire tier don't ask me how i know that

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 week ago
[-] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Bit idea: Guy who believe code is law, but only if written by prophets on golden tablets (no you cannot see them).

[-] OprahsedCreature@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

Well it worked once before... Alright I'm in!

[-] buh@hexbear.net 22 points 1 week ago

64 abacus beads ought to be enough for anybody

[-] TerminalEncounter@hexbear.net 40 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They put Linear A in unicode, a language no one speaks anymore in a script we dont know how to decipher. Thankfully, in case we have some Encino Man style shenanigans, some Cretan from 3000 years ago will be able to type and read it and explain what it is exactly that we've decided should be supported in unicode.

[-] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

Honestly its one of the better things tech bros have done. Unicode seems to be extremely liberal with what it'll include. Its been a bit historically biased (adding fake languages a la klingon before real, actually currently used scripts). But they're at least trying and providing what I hope is real support to linguists and those of us who just like to see how other people do scripts.

[-] AdlachGyfiawn@lemmygrad.ml 16 points 1 week ago

Linear A before the Tengwar. It's a crime.

[-] thethirdgracchi@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Nah, Linear A was a real language written and spoken by thousands of people across hundreds of years. Tengwar is a made up fantasy language by a madlad in England.

[-] AdlachGyfiawn@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Yet the Tengwar have more users in 2024 than Linear A. UTF isn't a museum.

[-] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 23 points 1 week ago

this rocks, but have you considered that Godot is woke now sir

[-] Posadas@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Of course it's woke.

Can't code on a sleeping computer.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

There should be a Bad Quality Copper Seller Simulator.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

The Nam-Shub of Enki

[-] BashfulBob@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Least arcane syntax

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

So does Java, btw. Using non-ASCII in code, though, is just brainfuck with extra steps.

[-] facow@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

I do love adding emojis in comments. Programmers can have a little unicode as a treat

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

for(int 😬 = 😖; 😬 < ☺️; ++😬) {...

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago
[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

And how many storypoints is the Epic of Gilgamesh worth?

[-] Zorothamya@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Raku has the operator. And there's APL of course:

life ← {⊃1 ⍵ ∨.∧ 3 4 = +/ +⌿ ¯1 0 1 ∘.⊖ ¯1 0 1 ⌽¨ ⊂⍵}
[-] bunnygirl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

tbf most modern compilers support utf-8

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

public abstract class 😤 extends 💩

[-] polskilumalo@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 week ago
[-] Civility@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I can't see a thing. I'll open this one. pbr doggo-matapacos

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