Eat shit and die -> Excuse me

Eat shit and die, motherfucker -> Excuse me, sir

This killed me, I am dead now 💀💀💀

When the fuck do they expect me to do this / Perhaps I can work late

Ask me if I give a fuck / Of course, I'm concerned

open, honest communication

this job sucks = I love the challenge

Blow Me

I see

So that's what it really means.

Really? Interesting behavior, you're the sir-ing DoD?! Of course I'm concerned about language civility in an organization devoted to making as many corpses as possible. I see, do you see? I don't think you understand.

Interesting behavior

Old Phrase
Tell someone who gives a fuck

New Phase
Perhaps you should check with...

"Yeah? Why don't you tell someone who... uh, I mean... perhaps you should check with someone who gives a fuck?"

when I left my fun (but shit pay/no healthcare) outdoor physical labor job, I had to condition myself to a completely new set of phrases some might construe as "professional". I knew a guy who would respond to clusterfucks with a monotone "incredible" but if something was really indefensibly insane he would just say, flatly, "interesting". outside of work, he was much more expressive, but it can be a kind of amusing game to see how much of a flat affect and reserved demeanor one can maintain during the reveal of surreal corruption and incompetence. like who can keep a calm exterior going and trying to get others who recognize the absurdity to laugh first.

makes me think of some scene from Ozark where Marty (the master of this) responds to some batshit admission with just the word "dynamite" in complete monotone.

Imagine trying to memorize that particular list. Interesting behavior.

https://goblin.tools/Formalizer

I see Hexbear has found r/ForwardsFromGunny

Fucking Air Force weenies.

Mrs Jacoby, in human form. Blow yourself.

Mrs. Leeds, in human form. Blow yourself.