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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

I’ve got wallet and lighter front right, phone and cigs front left, and keys on a carabiner tucked into back right. Back left is basically always empty.

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[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
  • Front left phone
  • Front right: keys
  • Left rear: wallet
  • Right rear: lube
[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Now this is a list I can get behind

[-] NewNewAccount@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Don’t get too excited; he’s left-handed.

[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Surely rear middle should be lube.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] droning_in_my_ears@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago
[-] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 1 month ago

Apparently, pickpockets sometimes put up signs earning of pickpockets, because it causes people to check their pockets for valuable items, showing which pockets they are in

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

How do you people sit with anything in a back pocket

Also how do you people keep shit in the same pocket? Hell usually everything ends up in the opposite pocket I first put it in anyway

[-] Hikermick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Yeah it's uncomfortable as hell to sit with anything in back pockets. I've actually utilized this at work. My customers often have me sign out contractor keys that I must return before leaving. Keeping them in a back pocket prevents me from driving away with them. I'll know as soon as I sit down if I didn't return them

[-] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I clip my work knife in my back pocket that is on the far side distal. It's in a good spot that doesn't interfere with sitting.

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[-] carvine1@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Im surprised by the number of people who keep their phones in their front left pockets.

[-] Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I've got an excuse, I'm a lefty 😄

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[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Yeah, right it is ofc.

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[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago
  • Front Left: wallet and keys
  • Front Right: phone
  • Back Right: slim battery pack with integrated usbc and lightning cables
  • Back Left and miscellaneous other pockets: empty
[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Autumn, winter and spring:

Inner pocket, jacket: wallet, and sometimes phone.

Front right pants pocket, phone.

Front left pants pocket, keys and workphone.

Summer:

Top front right pants pocket, phone and wallet.

Top front left pants pocket, keys.

Right knee pants pocket, TWS earbuds, car keys.

Left knee pants pocket, work phone

[-] Bigfish@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 1 month ago
  • Front right: Wallet, pen, and folding knife
  • Front right coin pocket: Tiny Swiss Army knife - mostly for the scissors
  • Front left: Phone
  • Back right: Whatever to do list I have for the day, car keys on carbineer tucked in
  • Back left: nada
  • Cargo pockets or others: whatever my kids have handed me to hold onto for them. Today: 13¢, two painted rocks, and a Lego minifig
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[-] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

!edc@sopuli.xyz

Other than that: If at work: cargo pants so top 2 pants have nothing normally, back left or right keys, bottom 2 left have phone and right has my wallet (actually a pouch so one pocket actual wallet middle pocket small olight, nail clippers, comb, hand sanitizer wipe, chapstick sometimes a Gerber eab. Other outer pockets on wallet hold zebera M301 and P701, with a highlighter.)

If not at work nextool mini sailor scissors and keys on left with wallet on right. Sometimes I carry a sak tinker instead of the mini sailor or Gerber.

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 month ago
[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Fucking, uh, keys and a wad of cash. Oh and phone i guess. I kinda stuff them wherever depending on what i'm wearing, i don't have that many pockets so i don't fumble for them that much. This one pair of jeans has a hole in the pocket, i don't remember which one, but basically can't put coins in that. Um. Yeah

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[-] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

Left pocket: Mask Grocery bag Earplugs Lip balm Stickers Keys

Right: Phone

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

I’m pretty much the same but I carry my RPG in my back left for quick access.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 1 month ago

Your belt must be strong AF.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Jeans are stronger than fur suits.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 points 1 month ago

I'm an American furry. My fursuit is woven with kevlar and has trauma plates inside.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I thought they all had some trauma inside.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 month ago

It is possible to be a well-adjusted furry. It's rare, but it is possible.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I don’t think I’ve ever met a well-adjusted person, just different degrees of masking.

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Maybe you should join the furry community then, since they apparently have well-adjusted people. Granted, not very many of them, but that's still more than the non-furries have.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

They mask too, and some of the masks are really hot.

[-] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 4 points 1 month ago

Left pocket: keys, wallet, important items Right pocket: phone, miscellaneous Back is always empty.

[-] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I swear there existed a Tumblr post back in 2012 or earlier about remembering something like EGG: wallet, phone, keys. I just can't find it anymore v.v

[-] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

These are all in cargo pants but default is phone front left; small wallet (leather card holder with a zip pocket with a tile in it) front right; keys back zip pocket, but recently I was in another country and did water bottle front top left; phone, large wallet due to cash & book front top left; travelcard and hotel key back zip pocket, passport & 120Ah portable charger front bottom right, coins front bottom right which surprisingly felt just fine so maybe I'm ready to become a suburban dad

[-] Xenny@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I really thought this was about deadlock for a moment

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[-] AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Front left: phone, small bills, crow-calling whistle
Front right: keys, multitool, tin of peanuts
Back right: wallet
Back left: spare change, spare mask, small magnet

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[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 3 points 1 month ago

Im not wild about stuff in my pockets so I switched to a bandolier. Also nice to not have to swap things over as you swap pants.

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[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Front right: Wallet. Always there, even when I sleep.

Edit for front right, I also keep minimal keys there.

Front left: Phone.

Rear right: Multitool.

Rear left: Smokes and lighter.

[-] zxqwas@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Front left: dog treats. Who's a good boy?

Front Right: phone.

Front Right inner pocket: earbuds.

Back: empty. Anything in them gets squished or pokes my ass when I sit down.

Jacket left: wallet. Still hauling around a leather one like a cave man.

Jacket right: keys.

[-] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I use Google tap to pay on my phone, my front door has a code, and I walo to work so I don't need a car key.

All I take with me is my phone and my work ID badge.

[-] beerclue@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Front right - small wallet, minimal key set. Front left - phone.

My wallet only holds 4 cards (id, driver's licence, health insurance, debit card), sometimes cash (notes, no coins). I just take a couple of keys, for home and office, plus a Darth Vader Lego keychain.

I vape, and I usually just hold that...

If it's jacket (or hoodie) weather, I keep my vape and keys in a jacket pocket.

When I go to the office, I have my backpack, and I transfer everything in there, except the wallet and phone.

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Front left: lighter(s), earbuds, car key(only if at work, I lock my house keys in the car as I have a habit of leaving my coat in the lunch room)
Front right: sometimes phone, if at work nothing as I put my phone in my jacket breast zip as I'm a stone mason and I really don't want to smash my phone...
Back pockets: nothing, sometimes my travel mug if I'm not wearing my work jacket.
Work trousers cargo pocket: tobacco/vape

[-] variants@possumpat.io 3 points 1 month ago

Why not combine your car keys with your house keys so you can't drive off without them?

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[-] Berttheduck@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Front right - phone Front left -keys, hanky, lip balm Wallet goes back right

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