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submitted 19 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) by fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

I’ve got wallet and lighter front right, phone and cigs front left, and keys on a carabiner tucked into back right. Back left is basically always empty.

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[-] TriflingToad@lemmy.world 1 points 12 minutes ago

phone left, wireless earbuds right. If I need anything i else i stuff it in my earbuds pocket. No back pockets.

[-] carvine1@lemmy.world 2 points 44 minutes ago

Im surprised by the number of people who keep their phones in their front left pockets.

[-] MrsDoyle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 59 minutes ago

Phone in left front pocket, keys in right front pocket. Nothing else, that's all I need if I'm just stepping out. I have several hobbies though, and I have a separate backpack/bag for each one, loaded and ready to go.

I’m pretty much the same but I carry my RPG in my back left for quick access.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 59 minutes ago

Your belt must be strong AF.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 57 minutes ago

Jeans are stronger than fur suits.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 34 minutes ago

I'm an American furry. My fursuit is woven with kevlar and has trauma plates inside.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 5 minutes ago

I thought they all had some trauma inside.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Right front pocket: Keys, lighter, smokes

Left front pocket: Phone

Right back pocket: Wallet

Left back pocket: doggie poo bags

In jacket weather: left inside breast pocket of jacket has gloves.

[-] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

Jacket right: tissues, other Jacket left: phone, collapsible mouse, ID, public transport card, chewing gum

these can also be in my respective pants pockets if i dont have a jacket

[-] Telodzrum@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Front Left: Phone

Front Right: Keys, fob with Yubikey, AirPods, pocket knife

Back Right: Wallet

[-] FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

front right is phone. front left is anything else.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 3 points 10 hours ago

Im not wild about stuff in my pockets so I switched to a bandolier. Also nice to not have to swap things over as you swap pants.

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Me too. I've got several "purses". Can't stand much in my pockets.

[-] HubertManne@moist.catsweat.com 1 points 8 hours ago

the bandolier itself does not even have its own pockets. it has a metal ring and I have a zip up wallet on a carbiner. I basically have a bunch of stuff on carbiners.

[-] droning_in_my_ears@lemmy.world 19 points 16 hours ago
[-] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 15 hours ago

Apparently, pickpockets sometimes put up signs earning of pickpockets, because it causes people to check their pockets for valuable items, showing which pockets they are in

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

How do you people sit with anything in a back pocket

Also how do you people keep shit in the same pocket? Hell usually everything ends up in the opposite pocket I first put it in anyway

[-] Tazerface@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

My folding boxcutter has a belt clip and I hang my Gerber Dime on a suspension clip. Both live at the top of my rear pockets. I never sit on them.

[-] Tracked@sopuli.xyz 15 points 17 hours ago

OG Dessert Eagle, MP5 modded Iron sight, Karambit, 1 frag, 2 multi flash bang.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 15 hours ago

Found the counter strike player

[-] Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 11 hours ago

I wasn't sure at first. Might have been real life.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 8 hours ago

Tell me your from America without telling me you're from America

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 6 points 16 hours ago

Can I interest you with some witness protection instead?

[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Fucking, uh, keys and a wad of cash. Oh and phone i guess. I kinda stuff them wherever depending on what i'm wearing, i don't have that many pockets so i don't fumble for them that much. This one pair of jeans has a hole in the pocket, i don't remember which one, but basically can't put coins in that. Um. Yeah

[-] Masta_Chief@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Uh, username doesn't check out?? I suppose you could have thawed long ago and had time to adjust to modern life and aquire many pants

Jk I love how you can write like you've been put on the spot and need to answer quickly

[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Man i've have dozens of usernames spanning 15 years but i ALWAYS get comments about my username being funny lmao

Yeah, the key is to add "umm" and "uhh" here and there. Makes it conversational

[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 17 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)
  • Front left phone
  • Front right: keys
  • Left rear: wallet
  • Right rear: lube
[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Surely rear middle should be lube.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 12 points 18 hours ago

Now this is a list I can get behind

[-] NewNewAccount@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

Don’t get too excited; he’s left-handed.

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 15 hours ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 11 hours ago

These are all in cargo pants but default is phone front left; small wallet (leather card holder with a zip pocket with a tile in it) front right; keys back zip pocket, but recently I was in another country and did water bottle front top left; phone, large wallet due to cash & book front top left; travelcard and hotel key back zip pocket, passport & 120Ah portable charger front bottom right, coins front bottom right which surprisingly felt just fine so maybe I'm ready to become a suburban dad

[-] Sasha@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 14 hours ago

Left pocket: Mask Grocery bag Earplugs Lip balm Stickers Keys

Right: Phone

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 1 points 10 hours ago

Front right is keys and wallet. Front left is phone and a Leatherman.

Nothing in the back because of issues putting things there.

[-] cybervseas@lemmy.world 8 points 19 hours ago
  • Front Left: wallet and keys
  • Front Right: phone
  • Back Right: slim battery pack with integrated usbc and lightning cables
  • Back Left and miscellaneous other pockets: empty
[-] finickydesert@lemmy.ml 6 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

!edc@sopuli.xyz

Other than that: If at work: cargo pants so top 2 pants have nothing normally, back left or right keys, bottom 2 left have phone and right has my wallet (actually a pouch so one pocket actual wallet middle pocket small olight, nail clippers, comb, hand sanitizer wipe, chapstick sometimes a Gerber eab. Other outer pockets on wallet hold zebera M301 and P701, with a highlighter.)

If not at work nextool mini sailor scissors and keys on left with wallet on right. Sometimes I carry a sak tinker instead of the mini sailor or Gerber.

[-] otter@lemmy.ca 5 points 18 hours ago
[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 5 points 18 hours ago

Autumn, winter and spring:

Inner pocket, jacket: wallet, and sometimes phone.

Front right pants pocket, phone.

Front left pants pocket, keys and workphone.

Summer:

Top front right pants pocket, phone and wallet.

Top front left pants pocket, keys.

Right knee pants pocket, TWS earbuds, car keys.

Left knee pants pocket, work phone

[-] Bigfish@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 18 hours ago
  • Front right: Wallet, pen, and folding knife
  • Front right coin pocket: Tiny Swiss Army knife - mostly for the scissors
  • Front left: Phone
  • Back right: Whatever to do list I have for the day, car keys on carbineer tucked in
  • Back left: nada
  • Cargo pockets or others: whatever my kids have handed me to hold onto for them. Today: 13¢, two painted rocks, and a Lego minifig
[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

You should itemize what they have you hold and track the data over their childhood so you can show them what they were into

[-] LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Front right is wallet and keys front right mini pocket is pixel buds, milwaukee fastback, and file cabinet key. Front left is just my phone. Back right is work badge. Back left is typically where I collect receipts without realizing it. I also have a pen pocket by my right knee which always has a pen

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 1 points 13 hours ago
  • Front right: phone, pen, gerber multitool -Front left: wallet w/ yubikey, pillbox, one or two jolly ranchers. (switch jolly ranchers for cough drops occasionally )
  • Back right: empty. (usually saved for notes or receipts )
  • Back left: glasses cloth.
[-] TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee 2 points 16 hours ago

Front left: phone, wallet, headphones (if it's cold and I'm wearing a jacket headphones go in the left pocket of that) Front right: keys Back: nothing

[-] BurnedOliveTree@lemmy.world 1 points 14 hours ago

Just phones and keys. You guys bring wallets everywhere?

[-] lauha@lemmy.one 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)
[-] Brewchin@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I'm assuming work and personal?

I've done the same for years, but am thinking of making use of the second SIM slot in my personal phone and using profiles to separate everything. Many phones can also use an eSIM, so that's also an option for multiple numbers.

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